Kalinda Kavan

she/her/hers ~ 19 y/o ~ minors dni Kinkster, college athlete, gamer

[kavania]

Intro post!! ✨️✨️✨️

This is a Kink Blog and here are some things I'm into/not into!

💚=yes / 💛=sometimes / ❤️=definitely no

💚mpreg, trans mpreg, cis mpreg, eggpreg, labor/birth, hard labor, multiples, soft vore

💛omegaverse, incest, vomiting/nausea (only in the context of morning sickness), fpreg, trans fpreg

❤️scat, watersports, farting/burping, feet, hard vore

[foxphantom]

I personally think that instead of having a relatively consistent gestation period that lasts ~40 weeks, human gestation should vary from person to person. Maybe you can estimate how long it'll last based on family history and such, but ultimately it should vary the same way birth weight varies.

Some people's pregnancy only lasts 20 weeks and they grow really fast, while others take 2 years to get to full term.

Of course, sometimes the estimation is off and you THINK your pregnancy is set to end at one point but actually it ends up lasting months longer.

[kavania]

and of course the unpredictability means you can't take maternity/paternity leave til the baby is actively crowning between your legs...

[kavania]

With this spell I shall cast all pro-lifers out of the preg/birth kink community... KABLOW!!!

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Reblog to cast all pro-lifers out of the preg/birth kink community

[naught-skull]

underrated perk of carrying a litter of werewolf puppies is feeling all of them squirm and kick and knowing you're stuffed so full of new life. trying to guess how many there are by how many little paws you think you can feel. trying to tell them apart and figure out their personalities all while they're still inside you~

[kinky-cosmic]

Please reblog this if you post pregnancy/birth content, bonus if it’s tmpreg and/or involving eggs! Trying to find people to follow

[kavania]

all of the above, my love 💖

[naught-skull]

i got that dog in me, if you know what i'm saying *pulls out an ultrasound photo of werewolf puppies*

[cdcascientist]

Inside you there are two wolves.

Actually, three... four... oh wow, there's a lot of them.

[kavania]

me whennnnn

[kavania]

My period is so late that my period tracking app just keeps going "hi! Are you pregnant?" Literally every time I open it. "Is it time to take a test?" "Are your symptoms due to pregnancy?"

[shockspectrum]

Indoor Show Cat Kittyboy keeps trying to go outside on his heats, despite your warnings. So one night you ‘accidentally forget’ to close the back door and he escapes, getting bred by every street cat nearby. He comes home early, very happy and believing that you were none the wiser.

He is not nearly as happy when he’s pushing out a litter a few months later. He’s yowling in pain, trying to get push the first out, and you remind him that if he had just stayed indoors like you told him to, this never would have happened.

let's hope he learns his lesson, but something tells me he's going to forget all about the pain as soon as his next heat rolls around

[avillicit]

*hits blunt*

someone in your life knocking you up via magic, without your knowledge, n watchin you try to hide your pregnancy.

you not knowing how it happened bc! you're a virgin, you've never even KISSED anyone!! meanwhile, the guy who did it to you is watching you every day, has been eyeing your waistline since weeks before you knew.

[kavania]

literally what's happening to me rn. I'd be 14 weeks pregnant!! But I'm not pregnant because I'm a virgin. I've never even kissed anyone!! Though... I've been having weird symptoms...

[foxphantom]

Girl happy trail is the most important thing on earth

[shockspectrum]

abortions should be allowed but only in the first 2 weeks of pregnancy, which of course would result in them being functionally banned because by the time you even realize you're pregnant it's probably too late <3

[kavania]

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

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[shockspectrum]

wolf boy gets impregnated by his sheep boy boyfriend,, he thinks he'll be fine .. sheep are so much smaller than wolves after all, the babies will be small and easy to carry and birth won't be as strenuous.

however, his boyfriend won't allow him to stretch his hole out at all,, his claws will only scratch up his poor hole, and if he's horny, his boyfriend will only play with his t-dick , saying that penetration could cause complications.

when it's finally time to give birth, the wolfboy's tight hole strains around the first pup, the skin surrounding the crown going white with the stretch. He strains for so long, energy sapped away with just the head out... it's gonna be a long night

little does he know that his sheep boyfriend is a large breed of sheep and just personally small, but still carries all the genes for huge babies <3

[mpregxiled]

listen, I know this is literally a pregnancy fetish blog, but I am very staunchly PRO-ABORTION,PRO-CHOICE. Pro-lifers please unfollow me

[kavania]

Guys I know im a virgin but I haven't had my period in like 3 months and usually it's very regular. I also went off birth control a few months ago. Anyway.

[kavania]

hey team guess what? I'm still a virgin and I still haven't had my period. Anyway, I'm having dreams where I take a pregnancy test and it comes back positive. Simultaneously hoping and not hoping that those dreams are prophetic 👍 it would fuck up my life but it would be so hot...

Also having random bouts of intense nausea. Wonder what that's about.

[kavania]

It's definitely because of stress. Finals are next week. I have been STRESSING like I've never stressed before. Anyway!! If I were pregnant (which I'm not cos I'm a virgin) id be 3 months (pregnancy is measured from the end of your last period) and rhe baby would be the size of a plum !!!

[trashreceptacle]

would any of yall be interested in seeing me post chubformers/mechpreg/transvoremers because it’s on the mind rn

[kavania]

PLEASE OMFG PLEASE. I WILL PUT IT IN MY MOUTH. NOM NOM NOM.

[enullarts]

crossposting my giving birth in space with no gravity thoughts...

Still thinking about how much more effort you'd gave to give to make sure the baby keeps moving in the right direction

[kavania]

hiii I actually did a whole post about my beef with the birth scene in the F4 movie. Not exactly about this stuff, but this is all good points

• giving birth is messy. Many liquids involved. How'd they get off the ship not all covered in blood and miscellaneous fluids?

• babies are often patted on the back and gravity is used to clear the airways after birth. No gravity = leaving liquid in Franklin's lungs?? He will just die??

• reentry would be a biiiiiitch. That amount of G's can already make a full-grown healthy adult pass out. Imagine what it'd do to Franklin and his squishy head?? He would die??

• not only would the fluids get on the F4, but they would also get all over the electronics, and I hope we all know, liquid + technology don't play nice

[dilfpregcentral]

I guess I’ll make a less frazzled post -

was @fatfemmebear, got terminated, have appealed but in the likely event that i’m not reinstated, please rb to help me find people

Also please send me any of my writing you see in the wild, as I did not have most of it backed up 🥲