[teaboot]

I’ve decided I’m done being embarrassed of dumb shit I did 5+ years ago. That’s backstory, now. It’s Lore

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated201]

Trying to explain a felony charge to a prospective employer

[omghotmemes]

Suddenly it all makes sense

[carlisle-the-daddy-cullen]

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

[thisisgoodfruit]

[feministism]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via teejus)

[ahvei]

in case y'all wanna follow these playlists

Heady bros

white dudes who look like they like rap

basic 20-30s

30+

quiet ppl

POC

fucking hipsters

WM early 20s

early 20s fem

there are many other gems on this dude’s account

[unrussledjimmys]

This is the guy

[cloudfreed]

lyft driver has WM 20s on until i try talking to him then he switches it to the gay bops playlist

[midtown-parker]

[lastflunky]

I watched a documentary about stylized posters and why they don’t show up as much as they used to and its because of focus group testing. A bunch of studios test out these posters on random people and when they show posters like the spiderman one their like 

“The poster is a cartoon that means the movie is a cartoon, im an adult i don’t watch cartoons” 

They prefer the dull poster since it has all the celebrities because their like “hey i recognize that person i like them i will see the movie”

If your interested in the doc its called “ 24X36: A Movie About Movie Posters “ another one i recommend  “ Drew: The Man Behind the Poster”

tldr: posters today are dull cause a lot of people are dumb

[dailystrangerthings]

Who you gonna call? (G H O S T B U S T E R S)

[lovenotereminders]

Friendly reminder: when people say ‘as long as you tried your best’ it doesn’t mean ‘the best you could possibly have done ever’ it means ‘the best you were capable of at the time.’ Sometimes ‘trying your best’ is just getting out of bed in the morning. Just because you weren’t working yourself to the bone doesn’t mean you weren’t trying your best. 

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[catsbeaversandducks]

[hydro-homies]

You know the drill

[mystical-flute]

My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.

[aphroditeinfurs-deactivated2017]

apparently Sylvia Plath once had a dream in which Marilyn Monroe came to her like a fairy godmother and did her nails and promised her a “new, flowering life” like two depressed early 1960s American icons.. one literary, one filmic… coming together in a glamorous psychic dreamworld… an iconic moment for all suicidal bixches everywhere

[animalsnaps]

Animal snaps

[blackkpromqueen]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pulchrabelle]

Someone finally recognized him

[7nessasaryevils]

[kropotkindersurprise]

June 30 2018 - A waitress in Georgia takes no shit from a man who gropes her while walking by. Ryan Cherwinski, 31, of Palm Bay, Florida, was taken into custody at the scene, in front of his wife and two kids, and charged with sexual battery. [video]

[chadradfem]