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19 She/Her

[gahdamnpunk]

This pandemic is really proving that government has the means to solve all problems they just choose not to

[straightboyfriend]

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

[aofvoid]

God in the Garden of Eden

[unyanizedcatboys]

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

[stjudy]

The Lighthouse (2019) // It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Mac & Dennis Move to The Suburbs (2016) 

[curseworm]

literally where would we be without alliums. in hell, probably

[curseworm]

thank you alliums for making food taste good

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[prole-log]

[wankstain-mcgee]

The opossum is the dealmaker

[charismat1c-megafauna]

When i say my family are rednecks i mean REAL rednecks

[ask-me-about-my-thumbs]

Domesticated rednecks vs Wild rednecks

[bisexualtylerseguin]

Jamie Benn | DAL @ COL 1/14/20

Don’t poke the bear!

[squeeful]

[go-topshelf-on-chowder]

Does he think this is a JOKE?? DOES HE KNOW HOW THIS SMILEY LAUGH A F F E C T S ME????? I am a good person 65.9% of the time I don’t deserve this.

[dog-teeth]

yall ever just yearn? ever get filled with the most profound sense of longing for something you cant understand? yall ever crave? ever have an unexplainable ache?

[radiqueer]

one fairly common experience of gifted children is wishing for pain. wishing you had some great big horrible thing in your past so that you can justify the pain you’re in, and so that you’ll deserve help. it’s exhausting and it fucks you up and to anyone out there who feels like they haven’t suffered enough to get help: you’re allowed to want help. you’re in enough pain. you deserve to feel better

[rexieboii]

holy shit yeah

[homoslovenc]

[skiinny-bird]

is this one of those things that everyone actually does?? i just assumed i was a shitty person

[amaranthineanomie]

Oh my god

[showerthoughtsofficial]

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

[fallenangelfish]

this is UPS driver erasure

[onlyblackgirl]

I’ve never seen a UPS person. They toss those packages from the highway. Don’t even stop.

[foodffs]

Savory Zucchini Bread With Whipped Goat Cheese & Dill

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[weaselle]

time to hit the government with a motherfucking

[otigre]

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

[gayforgorgons-deactivated202211]

a man: *stretches and his shirt rides up to show his stomach*

me, cold and touch starved: oh… tumby

[makomoriz]

John Mulaney for Esquire, 2019

[witcherson]

[gaycism]

Are there gay bugs?