This pandemic is really proving that government has the means to solve all problems they just choose not to
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Kaledo Art
Mike Driver
we're not kids anymore.

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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This pandemic is really proving that government has the means to solve all problems they just choose not to
i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .
God in the Garden of Eden
Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment
The Lighthouse (2019) // It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Mac & Dennis Move to The Suburbs (2016)
literally where would we be without alliums. in hell, probably
thank you alliums for making food taste good
The opossum is the dealmaker
When i say my family are rednecks i mean REAL rednecks
Domesticated rednecks vs Wild rednecks
Jamie Benn | DAL @ COL 1/14/20
Don’t poke the bear!
Does he think this is a JOKE?? DOES HE KNOW HOW THIS SMILEY LAUGH A F F E C T S ME????? I am a good person 65.9% of the time I don’t deserve this.
yall ever just yearn? ever get filled with the most profound sense of longing for something you cant understand? yall ever crave? ever have an unexplainable ache?
one fairly common experience of gifted children is wishing for pain. wishing you had some great big horrible thing in your past so that you can justify the pain you’re in, and so that you’ll deserve help. it’s exhausting and it fucks you up and to anyone out there who feels like they haven’t suffered enough to get help: you’re allowed to want help. you’re in enough pain. you deserve to feel better
holy shit yeah
is this one of those things that everyone actually does?? i just assumed i was a shitty person
Oh my god
No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.
this is UPS driver erasure
I’ve never seen a UPS person. They toss those packages from the highway. Don’t even stop.
Savory Zucchini Bread With Whipped Goat Cheese & Dill
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Is this how you roll?
time to hit the government with a motherfucking
if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it
a man: *stretches and his shirt rides up to show his stomach*
me, cold and touch starved: oh… tumby
John Mulaney for Esquire, 2019
Are there gay bugs?