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I'm Kelsey. 25. Barely check Tumblr anymore. RIP.

[aethelwynne]

@kaw27p needs friends to complete a research task!!!! She’ll send gifts 🥺

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nerviovago]

I'll never stop complaining about the dust

[kaijuno]

[tikkety-tok]

Potatoes! 🥔

[fan-fares]

oh my god the little stomps

[saltykingsalty]

[butchscientist]

The mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is a fact which is often discussed on the internet. The Golgi apparatus, however, being the post office of the cell, has not gotten nearly as much recognition. This is in line with the years-long underfunding of the postal service, which provides a deeply important service to society yet does not get the recognition it deserves. In this essay I will

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

Every time I get lower back pain at work I think about that scene from the incredibles where Mr. Incredible is being stretched by the giant robot and his back clicks in juuuust the right way and he laughs triumphantly and proceeds to tear the robot to pieces

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

God I wish that were me

[nuggles]

that was no accident, ronald.

I can’t believe this is actually canon.

[consultingfujoshi]

is Andrew Garfield actually gay or is he just like really really extra about his allyship

[consultingfujoshi]

mr garfield what the fuck does this mean

[yawndaime]

it means if he ever meets michael b jordan its on

[amygdalae]

having a normal one on etsy today

[imalwayscareful]

[sioltach]

my favorite relationship is the one between humans and dandelions. in childhood we instinctively blow on its little fuzzy seed carriers. we take the role of the wind, we help the dandelions in a crucial part of their lives, and in return we get a wish and a moment of happiness. this is how nature is meant to work. we are just as unaware of our goodness as the honey bees are, pollinating the flowers 

[fullmetalfisting]

When I was a little girl I convinced most of the girls in my grade to fill up a ziplock full of dandelion fluff at home and bring it out to recess. I told them we were obligated to do this because dandelions are created by God and it’s our moral obligation to spread the seeds (we went to a Catholic school so this argument was infallible). At recess we all stood like 3 feet apart from each other in the soccer field and dumped out our seed bags. It was chaos, especially because the teachers had no idea it was happening until too late.

Long story short, there were about 1,000 more dandelions that year and we had to bring home little memos on bright orange paper that children were not allowed to bring dandelion fluff to school in ziplock bags, which my mom looked at when I brought it home, and said, “Did someone actually do this?” Completely unaware that it was her own daughter who started the riotous seedbombing

[batsandboba]

(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/unfinstory/

[catchymemes]

Credit: @Unifins

[arandomthot]

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

[brandysmellville-deactivated202]

girls after saying something smart: So yeah

[skybluelipgloss]

Girls after giving a concise and completely sensible thought on the matter, with well thought out arguments:

... If that makes sense?

[lastvalyrian]

men after making one of the worst points you have ever read: prove me wrong. I’m waiting.

[black-culture]

[thedavesofourlives]

Statistically this is very true! Women tend to not apply to jobs unless they meet 100% of the job requirements, while men typically feel more comfortable applying if they only hit around 60% of the requirements.

[domas-eternal-lotus]

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