Rage Cupcakes

Baking is cheaper than therapy.

[hoemoe92]

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[dollfat]

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

[aka-blaa]

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

[phantomrose96]

Official addition to this post.

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[crimewave420]

stitch incoming

[paper-mario-wiki]

[analogdelight]

lap seeking behavior

[hemipenal-system]

hey. hey. whines. hey. let me up there. hey

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

How to make a cat leave you the fuck alone without making the cat sad

[answeringmysister]

put snacks in the other room

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This will teach him to annoy me more whenever he wants snacks

[monstrousteaparty]

Shower him with affection and attention until the inherent contrariness of Cat inspires powerful disinterest in him.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This doesn't work it just gets me drooled on a lot

[ardentdelirium]

Oh, Diesel is one of those? Sorry, you're never going to be alone. Even if you wait for him to sleep a really deep sleep and then leave the room, he will find you.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He likes to sleep on my bed and often when I wake up he waits for me to start making moves to get out of bed and then climbs onto my chest to lay down on me and purr

[rage-cupcakes]

Have a child that the cat can bother instead. Introducing a small human into your life will lead to lots of free time that you can be alone during.

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[again-please]

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

[brainstreams]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[dimension20memes]

Friends THEN clues.

Textpost credit @replicated

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He did it, he summed up modern tech startup culture.

[sophsun1]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols