Rage Cupcakes

Baking is cheaper than therapy.

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[little-trash-ghost]

Can't leave this in the tags..

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[hoemoe92]

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[dollfat]

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

[aka-blaa]

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

[phantomrose96]

Official addition to this post.

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[crimewave420]

stitch incoming

[paper-mario-wiki]

[analogdelight]

lap seeking behavior

[hemipenal-system]

hey. hey. whines. hey. let me up there. hey

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

How to make a cat leave you the fuck alone without making the cat sad

[answeringmysister]

put snacks in the other room

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This will teach him to annoy me more whenever he wants snacks

[monstrousteaparty]

Shower him with affection and attention until the inherent contrariness of Cat inspires powerful disinterest in him.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This doesn't work it just gets me drooled on a lot

[ardentdelirium]

Oh, Diesel is one of those? Sorry, you're never going to be alone. Even if you wait for him to sleep a really deep sleep and then leave the room, he will find you.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He likes to sleep on my bed and often when I wake up he waits for me to start making moves to get out of bed and then climbs onto my chest to lay down on me and purr

[rage-cupcakes]

Have a child that the cat can bother instead. Introducing a small human into your life will lead to lots of free time that you can be alone during.

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[again-please]

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

[brainstreams]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[dimension20memes]

Friends THEN clues.

Textpost credit @replicated

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you