Kawaii.Hedgehog

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Seriously just a bit of pollen could make your cat sick within a matter of minutes. Stay far away from Easter lilies if you have kitties!

[mrsjakegyllenhaal-deactivated20]

month: begins yall: this is the month of growth month: ends new month: Begins yall: This Is The Month Of Growth

[c3po]

every month is the month of growth bc we should never stop learning and trying to better ourselves :)

[thishasagedpoorly-deactivated20]

Thank you uncle Iroh

[9uys]

i have not stopped thinking about him

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rkyrakune]

[dreams-in-metaphors-deactivated]

Nature spirit.

[simonalkenmayer]

How very rare!

[sonderscurse]

Fascinating. Serene.

[noppokun]

you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.

Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?

[klefable]

this website is wildly out of control

[tankaramo]

me, after buying things for myself and trying not to feel guilty about it: *through gritted teeth* s-self care

[talesfromacashier]

When you hear a customer looking for change after you closed the cash

[ihatemyjobsometimes]

Don't hand me more money..

If I’ve already entered it in don’t hand me more money. Sure, I can do basic math. But it’s a lot different when I’m under pressure like that. I have problems with anxiety. My mind goes blank when trying to do math if everyone is staring at me. You and your kids are staring at me. The people in line are staring at me. Maybe my co-worker right behind me at the other register is listening in. Also, I’m kind of a mindless zombie at work. It’s the only way to get by. Don’t make me think. It might not be a major thing to you, but to me, it’s awful. Stop it.

[thatretaillife]

Not wanting to go in early but wanting the extra money

[kawaii-hedgehog]

As soon as a customer pays and you hand them their change

Customer: *starts digging through purse*

Me: Hoe don't do it

Customer: I had this coupon I wanted to use

Me: Oh my god

[cashiercomplaints]

Honestly, what the FUCK is going through someone’s mind when they decide to randomly abandon a raw chicken somewhere in a store?

[kawaii-hedgehog]

How am I even doing this job

Customer: Hi, how are you doing?

Me, a dumbass cashier not programmed to answer questions and only able to say the same 3 things: fueiowqkSDUWO Im good, how about you?

[cashier-memes]

When a customer goes with your manager to prove a price is cheaper but it isn’t

[that-cashier-life]

Customer: *after I scanned everything* “I forgot some things, is it okay if I go get them?

Me, UNABLE TO SAY NO: “Yeah, that’s fine” (NO IT’S NOT. Why can’t you guys pay for what you have now and then go get the stuff you forgot?)

Customer: “Okay, If someone else comes up just let them go ahead of me.”

What? I can’t let someone “go ahead of you” if I already rang up all your stuff? And I need a manager to save/or void a transaction. AND CUSTOMERS, OUR TRANSACTIONS ARE TIMED STOP L E A V I N G

[that-cashier-life]

When a customer’s total is $4.07 and they hand you a $100 bill, right after the customer before them drained your till getting cash back

[talesfromyourlocalcashier]

*An item won’t scan*

EVERY. SINGLE. CUSTOMER. EVER: Well, I guess it’s free. ^-^