Traps aren't gay, but I am.

[kawaiidesutroyer]

Thinking about the little men cutting the rice in half to feed their little families...

[kawaiidesutroyer]

God why is success spelled like that, where's the god damn first s I hate this word so much..

And let's not even get started on succeed that's a whole another level of piss I can't take right now

[tchaikovskaya]

there is definitely such a thing as pronouncing a foreign word/name Excessively correctly

[tchaikovskaya]

if you’re in the middle of saying a regular degular sentence in english and you start rolling Rs and shit when you get to the name of a foreign person place or thing, you need to dial it back by like at least 30%

[tchaikovskaya]

NOOOOO STOP this was the word that inspired this post 😭😭😭😭

[iguanamouth]

I'd like to make a request. An Iron Maiden... but with hands instead of spikes. Think about it.

why even stop there lets keep this awful finger train goin

[beautifulterriblequeen]

what fresh hell

[kawaiidesutroyer]

Please dont touch me

[tayaart]

A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

[tayaart]

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

[tayaart]

@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

[tayaart]

FUCK

[tayaart]

[kawaiidesutroyer]

Oo fancy

[30-minute-memes]

Jesus Christ is an amazing YouTuber and desperately needs your help.

His ex-wife who is in a cult is trying to take away his parental rights. He JC has run out of money in his lawyer’s retainer and needs some help in order to keep the court case going.

PLEASE HELP HIM

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/SoCalChrist

PayPal: [email protected]

Please reblog and share this post or the video if you cannot financially support him

[30-minute-memes]

THIS IS NOT A MEME

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

[birdslikeoranges]

REBLOG AND LIKE THIS POST TO SAVE TUMBLR. @staff HAS ONLY EVER LISTENED TO THE POPULARITY ALGORITHM SO LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY THEY’LL EVER SEE THIS IS IF IT GETS NOTES. SO GIVE IT SOME. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LIKE AND REBLOG, THEN GET TWO PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME. MAKE THEM HEAR US. MAKE THEM LISTEN.

@staff your website is failing because you asked the people what they want and when they tell you, you refuse to believe them. We want porn, but we want it safer. Victims and survivors need to be protected, but this ‘hurt the many to save the few (i.e. your obsession with being 'marketable’ so you can turn starving artists’ desperate pleas for security into piles of delicious money) approach sucks. For everyone, but most of all you because this website is imploding like a dying star. If you want to know how to make us stay? Stop listening to gatekeepers and bullies and Nazis and crazy people. Listen to us. Not them. We’re smart, we want this community to succeed as much as you do! But any community requires teamwork. You have to work *with* us. And maybe we haven’t been the nicest in the past but dude this is literally your website. You’re allowed to grab the wheel from us if we’re steering blindly off a cliff because this is your fucking car.

Do the right thing.

Thank you for your time.

@birdslikeoranges

[plaidos]

trans women have the most beautiful bodies out of anybody on this blessed earth

[alexthetuna]

have yall seen an octopus

[plaidos]

trans women have the second most beautiful bodies out of anybody on this blessed earth

[indicorvid]

Inktober day 8: Star🎆

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[cirrus-sky]

holy fucking shit

[loremerchant]

I hate all of you.

[salsapone]

What in the fuck

[rossmallo]

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

[midnight-krystal]

What the hap is fuckening

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

It was not this fucking long the last time I checked

[poeticallymindlesshippy]

I honestly thought the app was glitching out

[kawaiidesutroyer]

Pineapple on pizza is good.

[jollyestjoker]

@kawaiidesutroyer i’ll throw you in the trash too

[kawaiidesutroyer]

@chainedmaniac you can't even lift me probably so I'd like to see you do that :^)

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[cirrus-sky]

holy fucking shit

[loremerchant]

I hate all of you.

[salsapone]

What in the fuck

[rossmallo]

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

[midnight-krystal]

What the hap is fuckening

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

It was not this fucking long the last time I checked

[poeticallymindlesshippy]

I honestly thought the app was glitching out

[kawaiidesutroyer]

Pineapple on pizza is good.

[whitepeopletwitter]

It’s nice to have something to complain about.

[kawaiidesutroyer]

Jokes on you i can only write properly in cursive

[kawaiidesutroyer]

This is my favorite picture on the internet

[kawaiidesutroyer]

Plz no shaky shaky peepee-chan

[gaypeopletwitter]

[toiletpaperfandom]

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

For those who havent heard yet: Paris Hilton was pranked into thinking her plane was crashing and that she was going to fucking die. If you ask me ‘prank’ is the wrong fucking vocab here. This is a forced near death experience with potential emotional trauma following. Yet she has to laugh it off as a public person / selfmade brand/entrepreneur. This shit can scar you for life. I wouldve fucking lost it.

If you ever think about pulling of this kind of horribly disgusting bullshit, do us all a favor and reevaluate the choices you make in life. Grow the fuck up.

[be-blackstar]

This is disgusting.

[realizashuns]

[sweeeetsun]

Good.

[tunte]

I hear the audio clip from it. She was so fucking terrified and when they told her it was a prank the first thing she asked was if the guy who had “jumped” was okay or not.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

She deserves to sue.

[sexycraisinthanos]

Prank shows should be about making people fucking laugh at the prank

Good prank: when those people turned their roommate’s bedroom into a storage closet while he was away

Bad pranks: when Mariah Carey was convinced she knocked over a 200 foot Christmas tree and ruined hundreds of kids’ Christmas presents

[wynx-hates-pedos]

Also this isn’t even a prank it’s just abuse. People need to learn the difference between pranks and abuse.

[ghostly-peanut-butter-deactivat]

Not making light, but there is a spongebob episode on this. Spongebob gets excited for April Fools and pranks a bunch of people, but the pranks are harmless and silly. Adding one ice cube instead of two, an obnoxiously large jug of lemonade, and when Squidward tells him to stop, he does. Then, Squidward plays a prank on spongebob that hurts and humiliates him. Squidward went too far, and everyone in the Krusty Krab knows it. Learn from Squid, a prank is only a prank if it is harmless and makes everyone laugh together, rather than have one person be laughed at.