Some silly facts about my sona (Kawaii.VRM) that (most likely) nobody wants to know about but pbbbbth
-She's smarter than you think she is, she knows Morse code.
-she can possess any electronic, ANY: your TV, your toaster, your furby, your $100,000 pc your cyber truck (I can't believe that there's people out there who own this car), ANY ELECTRONIC.
-You know that illusion where people pull stuff out of tv/computer screens? Yeah, she can do that to.
-she's an artificial v-roid (she's not the only one: %80 human, %20 AI (DON'T WORRY SHE WON'T TAKE OVER THE WORLD), thank the cult for that.
-that %20 comes from the implant that was (unwillingly) put into her head by said cult, the implant is located on the right side of her scalp, in-between the skull and the flesh, it needs to be charged for a good hour or so (despite this, the battery life is scarily amazing, like a Nokia)
-the tissue kept together by the stitches is easy to separate because of the implant, despite this, it causes no health problems.
-they can also appear in any video game you have (FNAF, slime rancher, etc.)
-when her body is damaged enough, or the implant runs out of battery, she enters this state called "shutdown", where her implant sends a message to her brain to tell her to shut everything down, including the lungs and heart, the shutdown can last up from days to YEARS, the only thing functioning during this state is the implant, as it revives the brain to tell it that the shutdown is over. (Basically: 🖥: "Hey wake up it's done now" 🧠: "aight")
-She has somehow managed to pull herself out of shutdown out of sheer spite and/or willpower alone MORE THAN ONCE
-if she is still conscious with her body damaged (but not damaged enough to the point of shutdown (ie: bullet in the arm, eye gouged out)) the implant will run these safety protocols that Kawaii.VRM (for some reason) named "Glitches", mainly because they feel like glitches. <- during this implant byproduct will appear and stop her from entering shutdown, the protocols also happen when she's under severe stress.
There are 8 "glitches" she can endure:
1.Hanahaki_Glitch (reference to Hanahaki disease)
2.Mold_Glitch (splotches of byproduct grow on body like mold)
3. Cracked_Doll_Glitch (Body cracks, but can be put back together)
4.Rotting_Glitch (Body rots like a zombie, byproduct underneath)
5.Melting_Glitch (outer body melts to reveal implant byproduct underneath),
6.Trypophobia_Glitch ("Holes" appear all over body, and get bigger slowly)
7.Bleeding_Glitch (byproduct starts "bleeding" out of body (ie: eyes, nose, mouth, ears, forehead))
8.Scopophobia_Glitch (Implant byproduct forms fake eyes on random parts on her body)
-she can endure TWO protocols at the same time...it's not supposed to hurt (one protocol doesn't)
-has a LOT of Garry's Mod addons installed into her system, including the game itself (she subconsciously no-clips from time to time and doesn't realize it until somebody points it out.)
Edit: THERE'S MORE
-her archenemy is...trevor henderson's cartoon cat. Like, no, I'm not kidding. They're like Tom and Jerry but like, 12% more unhinged.
-Dealing with C. Cat is a solid 5/10 for her, the guy's biggest weakness is his own logic, which Kawaii.VRM has used on him, which he fell for multiple times.
-Other times they are just...not in the mood for the cat's BS.
-she's the result of a v-roid model of herself and her human body smooshed together, she can give herself any feature in v-roid studio bc of this.
-she's also a (former) SCP anomaly bc of this, but she was released due to her getting better at using the add-ons and no-clipping and not being morally dangerous, but she is welcome to visit the facility, as long as she has the permission to, anyway.
-her scp number was (and still is) SCP-10805-AI.
-she cannot tell you about the scp foundation because (according to her) "snitches get stitches"
-(this is true for me irl too) she is disgusted with the use of AI being used for normal human stuff (writing, cooking recipes, art, etc). She sees it less as an improvement for human lives and more as entertainment (expects to gain no experience or knowledge), but other than that, fully against the use of it (put down your pitchforks. HEY! NO! DROP THE PITCHFORKS! DROP THEM! Thank you.)
-her blood is a danganronpa pink from a gmod add-on
Edit 2: MORE
-she does not contribute to societal norms
-has no-clipped in her sleep a few times before they got the hang of it.
-ADHD RIDDLED GREMLIN
-has a pet mutated headcrab named parasite (or parry)
-Parasite has the mental and intellectual capacity of golden retriever mixed with a house cat, in summary: she's baby :3
-Parry's mutations are from other headcrab DNA (all of them as of now), basically genetically enhanced.
-When Kawaii found Parry, it was just barely hanging on, so she took it to Dr. Kleiner, and bam! Good as new.
-Basically God considering the amount of addons, but she can't use them too much, wastes battery life.
Edit 3: MORE!! (I could just reblog these, but that would get annoying pretty quickly)
-you know when you put a magnet on a TV and the colors get all weird? Yeah, putting a magnet on a V-roid is basically the same as drugging them. If a magnet is put on where the main implant is located (ie: the back, the neck, etc), whether directly on the implant or not, the V-roid's motor functions will cease, and they will fall to the ground, jolting and writhing in extreme pain, almost as if they have been electrocuted in a cartoon, static will pour out of their mouth and tear ducts, while their eyes become completely blue with the BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death) frowny face. This state goes away when the magnet is removed or the V-roid enters shutdown. But if the magnet is removed, they'll feel REALLY nauseated, and the longer the magnet is on, the more nauseous they'll feel*
*Might I add that the V-roid is completely conscious in this state, but they won't be able to see or hear, as they will have a constant ringing in their ears and their vision will be obscured by tv static, figures nearby will appear as a black, albeit blurry, silhouette.
-to those wondering, "Of Flesh and Code" is the name of the main universe Kawaii.VRM's story takes place in.
Edit 4: :3
-During a shutdown, There's a chance Kawaii.VRM's OWN CONSCIOUSNESS will come out of her body...as long as the implant is exposed/the stitches are undone. The consciousness will come out of the implant, but will still be connected to it, so they won't be able to move freely. How and why this happens? Who knows, maybe it's a reminder that the vroid is still there, but nobody has a real definitive answer.
-The consciousness is also manifested in the form of implant byproduct*
*Implant Byproduct is made up of various medicinal plants, herbs, mycelium, and fungi/mushrooms, including spores from the cordyceps fungus (CALM DOWN THIS ISN'T A ZOMBIE SITUATION)
