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dietranch

embarrassed

#pokemon

hometoursandotherstuff

#birds

necromosss

wish i could just ask Gale everytime there's a puzzle thing hhhHHHHH

#bg3

and-then-the-dragons-arrived

It occurred to me today that if Terry Pratchett was still around, we'd have a brilliant book about AI by now.

They would build a new machine standing next to HEX and HEX would be... not jealous, of course, why would you think a machine would be jealous? But still HEX would randomly start responding to someone who would spend more time with that new machine.

I'm 100% positive that Dibbler would be mass-printing generated bad romance novels and selling them for profit. All of them would have titles like "A Necklace of Pearls and Flowers" or "A Menace of Dragons and Swords", depending on the audience.

People would buy dis-organisers with new features and the imps would give VASTLY inaccurate answers ("No, dragons don't breathe fire, this is a myth, you are safe!") that would put them in danger - and yet would still refuse to get rid of them. (Maybe Dibbler would sell those advanced dis-organisers, too, sounds like something for him.)

The Watch would have their hands full saving people from said danger. Vimes would never trust this new invention and would get extremely angry at anyone suggesting he bought one, too.

Dwarves would be very anxious because, as our dear Blackboard Monitor already knows, Words Are Important. And if those words come from gods know where, that's really bad. I can actually see the plot where they can actually team up with Blackboard Monitor to destroy those "machine" words at the end.

All that generated rubbish would put L-Space in the danger of collapsing. Because there are books that no one should have written.

theroguescientist

A new disorganizer feature where you can just ask the imp anything. The imp does not know any more about the world than the previous generations of imps, but it can just make shit up. It's convinced you're just playing pretend and it doesn't matter whether or not it tells the truth.

and-then-the-dragons-arrived

An imp is shaking a Magic 8 Ball whenever it's asked a question. The balls were acquired by C. M. O. T. Dibbler last time and it turned out to be a failed investment because what would an 8 Ball know about anything? Why would people believe it?

However, apparently if you "rebrand" it as a New Technology and add an imp, suddenly everyone wants it.

#i want that book #discworld

depsidase

#mmm yes

glowing-beetle

Has this been done yet?

#project hail mary

hyacinth7clover

thinking about how cute it was that in the 1920s ladies would paint/put blush on their knees

#historical fashion

quwarichi

I can totally believe people on Twitter are unemployed but on Tumblr it's always someone studying the microscopic footprints of the honeybee and a nuclear physicist developing cold fusion posting about their blorbos on their lunch break

#yes

lanafofana

*pre act 1, somewhere in the outerplanes or whatever* gods: what the hells are the dead 3 doing now?? what is that?? a netherbrain?? ugh right then, what are we gonna do about it shar: i have a plan SO EVIL AND PERFECT and a chosen locked and loaded she's already on her way to retrieve that stupid githyanki prince and then im going to fucking destroy that asshole ketheric

mystra: bitch please the only one around here with a shiny red fix it button is me. when i tell you my former chosen is obsessed with me. no way will he deny me, all i gotta do is ask and he'll detonate the problem in one go. ace in the hole.

Jergal [a big fan of the avengers]: i have a plan to bring together a group of of remarkable people to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we need them to, to fight the battles that we never could.

gods: ugh shut the hell up jergal this is basically your fault

Jergal: im stealing all your feral chosen and you can't stop me

silvanus: would you like a bear in this trying time?

#bg3

ovsyashkin

commence, checkmate.

(these are from january… my first even drawing of these two… yea…)

#ace attorney

stydixa

BRENDAN FRASER AND RACHEL WEISZ AS RICK O' CONNELL AND EVELYN O' CONNELL THE MUMMY (1999) Dir. Stephen Sommers THE MUMMY RETURNS (2001) Dir. Stephen Sommers

#the mummy

thegoatshead

Best two companions in medieval bohemia :)

What started as some warm-ups turned into drawing some fanart for once

Continued kcd2 again recently, and got into the second region with all my highest stats in horsemanship and houndmaster. My henry might not be able to read but hes at least really good at looking after his animals

(Also forgot i had tumblr again, oops)

#kindom come deliverance