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[julia-nocturna]

[butlesbians]

Onw

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

how dare my skin break out just because of my terrible diet and total disregard of regimented skincare

[thebootydiaries]

[the-real-eye-to-see]

[lovelydisneys]

Meet Joy and Sadness from Inside Out (x)

[hijerking]

mom: you need to learn how to cook for yourself

me:

[kawknee89]

Never fails, you try to declutter and your mom will come around to try and save anything. Like no! Let me get closure and get rid of shit please

[perspectiv8]

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

[789456offload]

The best damn thing about Quidditch is there’s no gender separation like wizards don’t give a fuck if youre boy or girl as long as you chuck that damn quaffle through the goal.

[dajo42]

nonbinary quidditch players- “are you a boy or a girl?” “i’m a seeker” “yeah but what’s between your legs?” “a broom, usually”

[lunaobliviate7]

btw this applies to real world quidditch too

[tronnors-eskimokisses-blog]

Mom: who’s that gay boy you like to watch so much?

Me: you’re going to have to be a little bit more specific

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

[safeguards]

[kn0wings]

Why can’t everyone I wanna meet be like 10 minutes away

[fucknolesmis]

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

(◕)

it’s mike wazowski. 

[siegemastadon-deactivated201606]

go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

[truelladeville-deactivated20140]

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

[theblogchoseme]

I was in a Toy Story play.

And I loved it.

[truelladeville-deactivated20140]

You’re an inspiration to us all

[notquiteshakespeare-deactivated]

please explain how this was your lowest point

[blackfairypresident]

team 5’5 and under where ya at

[consultingsonic]

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

[capturing-kawaii]

His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone’s left shoe.