Not Even Doodles

Requests: Closed

[jasonptodd]

this frog keeps coming by my coworker’s house and eating their cat food

[pattern-recognition]

fact: the bayonet is just a strapon for a gun

[a-really-bad-decision]

real talk, everytime I see this I think it says ‘bayonetta’s strapon is just a gun’ and I’m like fuck dude it sure is

[fuckinggarbage]

doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis

[sweetdarjeelingdreams-blog]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[drearyhours]

scene before movie climax:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

[lightsintheskye]

My favorite movie.

[one-divides-into-two]

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: This scene is from an art project called Shrek Retold, in which the movie Shrek was re-created, scene by scene, by over 200 artists of all varying levels of talent, and it’s freely available on youtube.

Have fun wasting 1,5 hours of your life.

[mbmbimbo]

the same

[mbmbimbo]

its christmas time and i want you all to look at this again

[utteradoxography]

[mar4nda]

[sweetoothgirl]

Lemon Poppyseed Blueberry Sweet Rolls

[tahkibk]

Uh..

Someone please explain wtf with wrong with all the animal faces in the Mowgli thing on Netflix?  Trying to put human features on them makes it SUPER uncanny fucking valley and nightmare fuel.  

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU CAT THIS IS

2016 movie looked so much better…what happened!? Sorry, I’m browsing netflix and everytime that trailer comes out, I twitch.

[wingleader]

I just… all i can think of… is…

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

[yehudigorl]

tis the season

[aka-maayan]

I forgot about this

[tikkunhayam]

I haven’t seen this show up on my dash ONCE yet this Chanukah season I have to do everything by myself

[ultreit]

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

[blackqueerblog]

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

[vote-for-eggman]

This guys performance blows the animated movie’s acting out of the water truth be told

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

[ancestor]

How the fck do you recognize that

[the-memedaddy]

me_irl

[coder-avatar-star]

I’m livid

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

That is the most Goldblumiest thing to say. I believe it.