Kaya's Place

A gamer haven for pictures, stories and art, music. Currently on hiatus. Gender fluid. They/He (mostly).

[kaya4114]

Happy Keiper day. I decided to post a thing. It's still very much a work in progress, but I figured I'd acknowledge the day somehow. So have a fic. There is a lot of logistics behind the scenes with this one, and kind of serves as a Dave origin story. It's also way more slice of life than I typically write. Anyway, here: Canadian Plains of Oblivion

Jesper finds himself run down and in need of a vacation. Dave has the perfect solution -- Take some time off work, and go to his summer home in the Soul Cairn. Kevin and Keith decide they want to come too, so the next day they meet up to leave for their vacation. One problem though...

Dave is using his Necronomicon. And he forgot to say please....

[kaya4114]

They're in and they're so beautiful and wonderful and I am so happy that this project came out so well!

Seriously, thank you to everyone who cheered me on. Those of you who asked for a copy since I was doing a limited single run, I'll be contacting you for your addresses so I can send them your way.

Gods. This is so surreal. 😭😭😭😭🎉🎉🙏🙏🙏

[anduin-vibes]

This is huge!! A long time in the making-

[skyrimguardtales]

Still in awe!

[kaya4114]

I've got yours ready to send soon. <3

And honestly, I'm still honoured you made it an Easter egg in one of your skits. Thank you for being awesome. Seriously.

[keiperprompts]

During the episode High Rock Forevermore, Jesper does step through the portal.

When Keith reaches it and doesn't see him on either side, he follows.

Once he finds Jesper and is sure he's ok, Keith has to explain to the guard why he knowingly stepped through a one-way portal that brings somewhere farther from Whiterun than the Imperial City... and he doesn't have Dave and Kevin to help shield his motivations.

Yes. 1000000% yes.

This. This is semi canon and that's the hill I am dying on because you DAMN WELL KNOW that's exactly what would go down if Jesper decided to go through the portal.

[kaya4114]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81440261

And I couldn't help myself. The prompt was just too good. Gonna be a short one... I hope. LOL Knowing me, short is like, 10k words. But we'll see what it'll become.

[gattoleone]

International Women's Day wishes to all

To trans men, transmasc folks, AFAB nonbinary+ people, and cis and intersex men who get misgendered: Today, we get an invisible bouncy shield to protect ourselves from misguided wishes. If anyone misgenders us out of ignorance, confusion, or malice: no they didn't, it didn't reach us, it bounced off. We can keep part of it, if it applies (the right to bodily autonomy certainly does to every human being), but that's an exception. We are not women. Don't feel guilty for not welcoming a wish meant for someone else.

To trans women, transfemme folks, feminine-aligned nonbinary+ people, and cis and intersex women who don't always pass as women: See all those wishes bouncing off the guys? Those were actually meant for you. Grab as many as you like, especially if you didn't get any aloud in person, and especially especially if you need a little bit of euphoria today. The celebrations and protests are for you too, no matter what the world says. Don't feel out of place for standing with your sisters.

To women who pass as such: Have a good one from me too! The world is scary right now, but what was lost or never there can be conquered back or anew. May the fight against the patriarchy advance triumphantly. May sisters lost in the struggle rest in power. May you and those around you have the strength to not let things slide. May there be fewer instances of having to deal with assholes on a day-to-day basis. I have your back, and if I were to slip up or be careless, don't hold back from reminding me of my place.

To men who pass as such: Remember that this is not Valentine's Day, and that gifts and pretty words are not enough. This is not a fight of women for women, this is a fight of people against injustice. Think of all that's been achieved, and all that hasn't yet. Listen to those around you. Be ready to help, and do your part. Be kind to yourselves and your brothers as well, everyone needs it.

To anyone else: Well, well, well: aren't you a funky gender-creative fellow? Pick any part of the wishes above you like and think applies. Keep being yourself, in the face of those who don't want to understand and respect you!

[kaya4114]

Oh, the next chapter of blizzards is up. :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/73669576/chapters/205662926

[gattoleone]

Another shitpost for Blizzards and Bad Decisions, but when is this not appropriate for their versions of these disasters?

[kaya4114]

LOL Yuuuup. The tension will totally go away if they kiss. Yup. Like scratching mosquito bites make the itch go away, right? LOL Oh these two. 10/10 post as always.

[kaya4114]

I don't think I posted this, lol. Gatto did some fan art for it, and linked it a while ago, but for those who are looking for some Jesper x Keith -enemies-to-rivals-to-lovers, rom com fic with cozy cabin vibes, here ya go. Just posted chapter 4. https://archiveofourown.org/works/73669576/chapters/198273541

Blizzards and Bad Decisions

When Jesper is sent to investigate an abandoned cabin rumored to be hiding illicit goods, he expects a quick, miserable assignment in the freezing wilds of Skyrim.

What he doesn’t expect is to find the place already cleared. Or to find Keith, the infuriating thief he’s arrested (and re-arrested) more times than he can count, poking around the cellar.

Before either of them can point fingers, the storm hits. A cave-in of snow leaves them trapped inside with nothing but a dwindling food supply, a single bed, and enough tension to heat the hearth.

Rescue could take a week. Maybe longer.

Can they survive without killing each other… or will the enclosed space bring about something neither of them could ever have expected?

Two men. One blizzard. Absolutely no personal space.

[lil-miss-baka]

I bit the bullet and made a community group for Skyrim Guard Tales. I just think it would be fun to see the community together here!

[kaya4114]

People should join and post <3 We have a lot of content and art, may as well share it. https://www.tumblr.com/communities/skyrim-guard-tales

[jesper-n-friends-incorrectquotes]

Short Little Skyrim Stream - LoreRim Mod List (Jesper the Guard Included)

✂️ thief X guard cannon

5 seconds · Clipped by Crazyuvl · Original video "Short Little Skyrim Stream - LoreRim Mod List (Jesper the Guard Included)" by Skyrim Tales

This is a clip from the creator literally being a Keith X jesper shiper for a sec

[kaya4114]

Reblogging this so I don't lose it. Also because canon.

[gattoleone]

Logistical convenience spotted once more in @kaya4114's new fic! These guys just keep ending up into situations >:)

[kaya4114]

Hehe! Gosh darn it, I hate when there's only one bed, and you're stuck in close quarters with the person you """Hate""" the most. It just sucks when it's so cold. It's not that they like being next to each other. Lol

[kaya4114]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64660702/chapters/166106068

Here's a new idea I've kind of been toying with. Make sure you watch the tags, the rating is kind of up in the air at the moment. A weary Whiterun guard and a sharp-tongued thief find their lives slowly entangled by strange, recurring dreams. As sleep pulls them into a shared, shifting world of ruins and shadows, neither realizes the other is real. Haunted by the same creeping presence and drawn ever closer in the dreamscape, they must navigate growing tension, uncertain trust, and a bond that deepens with every passing night—while something ancient watches from beyond the veil.

[kaya4114]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

And she's done, finally. Chapter 13 of Tethered. This was a fun one. Took a bit to get the last two chapters out, but I'm glad it's done.

[gattoleone]

They were broommates!

Anyway, new episode dropped, and I'm taking it as an excuse not to draw the big BG and do shading. *shrug* But remember the one where the Dragonborn enchanted Jesper's broom? What if he kept it up?

Screenshot credits: Photo Mode, Azurite weathers III, Skyland, ELFX.

[kaya4114]

They're in and they're so beautiful and wonderful and I am so happy that this project came out so well!

Seriously, thank you to everyone who cheered me on. Those of you who asked for a copy since I was doing a limited single run, I'll be contacting you for your addresses so I can send them your way.

Gods. This is so surreal. 😭😭😭😭🎉🎉🙏🙏🙏

[kaya4114]

I got the mockups for the book today. LOOK AT THEM! LOOK! AND THOSE CHONKY BOI SPINES! I LOVE THEM! (these are just the covers in the size they will be in hand, these are not the books, obviously.) Wednesday next week I should be getting my actual proof copies. When I do, I think I'm gonna make some dust jackets with spine art. I am just over the moon about this and had to share.

[kaya4114]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64660702/chapters/166106068

Here's a new idea I've kind of been toying with. Make sure you watch the tags, the rating is kind of up in the air at the moment. A weary Whiterun guard and a sharp-tongued thief find their lives slowly entangled by strange, recurring dreams. As sleep pulls them into a shared, shifting world of ruins and shadows, neither realizes the other is real. Haunted by the same creeping presence and drawn ever closer in the dreamscape, they must navigate growing tension, uncertain trust, and a bond that deepens with every passing night—while something ancient watches from beyond the veil.

[kaya4114]

We have chapter 11 up now

[keiperprompts]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 12 is finally live. Sorry for the long ass wait.

[cheeselore]

Apparently A Guard's Fate is so long it needed to be split into two parts and @kaya4114 asked me if I'd be willing to make a cover for the first part so here we are!

[kaya4114]

Omg it's so beautiful and wonderful! Thank you thank you thank you! So much! My boys are so lovely! 😭

This project would have been lesser without you and I appreciate you so much!

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[kaya4114]

Tea bag of earl grey, tea bag of apple cinnamon tea and two mugs of boiled water and steep for 3 minutes. Then add a spoon or two of brown sugar to taste, then Half a mug of oat milk, and you have yourself an apple cobbler tea.

If you don't like oat milk it'll work just as well with regular, but will taste more like apple pie, rather than cobbler.