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autosadist

WHAT is this tp holder...

autosadist

pissyphus

softservewidow

Telling it like it is

ginger-ale-official

ginger ale is just sprite but more spicey :/

oh sure and the sistine chapel is just a room with some paint in it

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thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck

thomasthetankenginefuckers

that’s where you’re wrong

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you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents

caffeinatedclowns

thomas the spank engine

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i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate

tendencytowardembonpoint

foulserpent

yea most of those “cut toxic people out of your life 😷” people are like total assholes who have no conflict resolution skills and think not catering to them = “toxic”. like you shouldnt feel shame in dropping genuinely awful people but like its actually not good or healthy to just drop people left and right for any little thing. and like if youre finding yourself surrounded by “toxic” people all the time that you constantly have to do the whole self righteous cutting off performance with, consider that maybe YOURE part of the problem here.

and besides like… cutting off genuinely bad people irl isnt easy like at all unless your only contact is via text? so idek WHAT these people are talking about

startwerk17

My neighbor’s lemon tree looked so pretty today🍋✨

mrbulian

trans-mouse

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

circamortem

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

asspostate

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

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rotfront

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!