KayAngell @kayisanangel - Tumblr Blog

i think what i hate about the phrase "golden retriever boyfriend" is that none of these men deserve to be compared to the humble golden retriever

pitbolshevik

I've met your boyfriend. he's more of a leg humping toy poodle with resource guarding issues than a golden retriever tbh

luntfontanne

thinking about a soon to be unemployed 55 year old divorcee: i could be her second divorce

arrhythm1as

"cannibalism as a metaphor for love!" "cannibalism as a metaphor for obsession!"

what about cannibalism as a metaphor that i'm fucking hungry

oneheadtoanother

onewordshy

Honestly, media literacy is so dead these days that I think a lot of y'all WOULD be fooled by the rocks that she's got. Like I could absolutely see people refusing to believe that she's still Jenny from the block just because she used to have a little but now she has a lot, completely ignoring the fact that no matter where she goes, she knows where she came from (the Bronx). It's just sad.