Me myself and I @kaylaanne16 - Tumblr Blog

briningupbarz-deactivated201910

I just want to be pregnant. That’s all. I want to go through hard labor and end up with a beautiful bundle of joy. I want to be kept up all night by a crying baby who will only be consoled by my touch. I want to watch them grow, learn and become their own person.

“I don’t know why youre rushing” “Are you sure you want this” “When the timing is right” “Babies are cute, but they’re work”

I hear this every day. If you’ve never struggled to conceive, you don’t understand the utter emptiness you feel.

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

notevenhisfuckingname

Are you ever like. Are you ever manic and suddenly you want to start the weirdest hobbies

notevenhisfuckingname

My brain: goes manic

Me: oh fuck I have to learn how to carve mini wooden figurines right now

thenatsdorf

Just like dad. (via japancat2)

princesstigerbelle

PLORP

rubykgrant

the body-slam of contentment

princesstigerbelle

@mostlycatsmostly @mysticalgalaxysalad

iworkinretail-myguy

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

gen-zee

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys

ruinedchildhood

babyanimalgifs

This is so wholesome

anx1ous-op0ssum

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

callmebliss

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

deadjosey-deactivated20200613

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children.

strangeracrossthestreet

CAT DAD IS BACK

jackslenderman

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

aquilacalvitium

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

midgardian-april

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen.

trishmishtree

update:

lemonsharks

I love that he kept …. All of them.

petermorwood

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

wilwheaton

I seriously just sat down and opened up Tumblr, because I wanted – no, I NEEDED – to see something wholesome. OP delivered.

meta-child

DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR YOUR KIDS………..

blu-thoth

Ok, lets break this down nice and simple.

Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed. The reason it doesn’t give a dosage is the ammount is so minuscule that it can’t be measured without going into picograms. That’s one trillionth of a gram. You breathe in more formaldehyde by driving down a busy road than in a vaccine.

Thimerosal is NOT elemental mercury, It is a molecular compound made up of carbon, hydrogen, mercury, sodium, oxygen, and sulfur. This is used as a preservative for the vaccine. Thimerosal is used in a variety of other things, like tattoo ink, facial creams, nasal sprays. It’s toxic to humans only in fairly large quantities but highly toxic to aquatic born organisms like infectious bacteria. In short, it makes sure you don’t get salmonella from a stray bacteria from the chicken embryos. As for the dosage of the Thimerosal. That is the most laughable point in this post. It says 25 mcg, that’s micrograms, or one millionth of a gram. To put this in perspective, a dollar bill weighs roughly 1 gram, the average human eyelash is around 80-90 micrograms. The box also says that it contains a 5ml (milliliter/cc) vial which leads me to my next point.

A little simple math and we find out that 25 mcg = 0.00003 ml and a little more math we find that 0.00003 ml is 0.00006% of 5 ml. Let me put this another way. By the age of 5, an American child weighs about 50-55lbs and their body contains 55 mcg of Uranium. I don’t see any kids running around with radiation sickness, so I think they’re safe with a preservative in them. TL;DR: This is like saying you don’t want your child eating their baked birthday cake because raw eggs were used to make it and you don’t want your child getting salmonella from it.