Kayla Cat

It's Kayla of the House Catherine first of that name, Crusher of Dreams, Goddess of Sims, Savior of Hyrule, Empress of Tetris, Queen of Baking, Master Firebender, and Mother of Charizards. 

[depsidase]

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[woodsdyke]

going to do a gouache painting of a puffin today. posting it here so maybe i'll actually do it. i got new watercolor paper for the occasion and everything

[woodsdyke]

it's happening

[redstonedust]

i am a slut for "thing that was a silly joke in the beginning of the story is later recontextualized as actually kind of fucked up" . especially when its a longrunning series and you can tell its a product of the author re-assessing the writing of their younger self. chefs kiss.

[beemovieerotica]

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

[beemovieerotica]

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.

[zmeess]

redraw of everyone's favorite 'dad & the cat he didn't want' panel

[zmeess]

i am not immune to mental images of the brushbug being a cute cat bug creature

[zmeess]

in my mind it absolutely does purr

[zmeess]

redraw of everyone's favorite 'dad & the cat he didn't want' panel

[zmeess]

i am not immune to mental images of the brushbug being a cute cat bug creature

[zmeess]

in my mind it absolutely does purr

[istascha-deactivated20260222]

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

[unaarista]

i don't think they know where they are going

(now they somehow ended upon your dash)

[everyteenager4free1]

[4lienartz]

•Play a githyanki tav💅🏻

•Be a warlock gith who's kind of an embarassment for their race🍻

•Romance Lae'zel💪🏻

•She unlearns toxic ideologies and grows to trust you, while you start feeling kinship after decades of solitude 🥂💫

•You become a mindflayer 👁👄👁

[leonbutchkennedy]

[rexuality]

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

[talas-first-lady]

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[blueskittlesart]

witch hat atelier’s handling of gay representation is arguably just as funny as it is painful because straight out the gate shirahama throws two unmarried men cohabitating and raising multiple children together at you in that special manga way where you can kind of just assume that they’re not officially together purely because it’s not legal in japan. but then in like chapter 50 she introduces two side characters who stare directly into the camera and tell you that gay marriage is legal in zozah so you’re forced to spend the next entire 30-chapter arc wondering what the HELL qifrey’s problem is. and well. then she tells you

[blueskittlesart]

"we still don't know what's wrong with olruggio tho" well yes we do. avoidant attachment style