[namjoonsheaux]

Why is skincare ….., feminized

[casualpasta]

men weren’t supposed to have skin

[thetatteredspire]

when cats do that thing where they stretch their paws and all their little toes spread out…. reblog if u agree

[onegirlinalltheworld]

[hardnope]

[forever90s]

[penicillium-pusher]

I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laid back because I’ve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade

[kittykatex]

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[flaccidrap-deactivated20180816]

white people, if you saw the person at a family event, it’s not a good idea to sleep with them

[emilyyaksitout]

[phoebewahl]

Lady Winter, created for the Taproot 2015 calendar. 

Watercolor, collage, colored pencil.

Phoebe Wahl 2014

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

Don’t lie to your doctor about being a hoe

[stirfriedawesomesauce]

For real though, they’re just there to make sure your hoe ass can keep on hoeing. Tell them you’re a hoe. They’ll help you become a HEALTHY hoe.

[daywoah-blog]

[kropotkindersurprise]

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

[kedreeva]

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

[rainnecassidy]

Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off

[precumdiamond-deactivated202005]

[unvocalise]

[vultureworth]