Worshipping Lord Diavolo!

...but also kinda Lucifer...

[kaylaforest111]

Mammon: Hi Lucifer

Lucifer: [internally] there he is, he’s here, my sweet little brother, the cutest thing in the world, god, I just want to protect him and hold him for the rest of my life

Lucifer: What the FUCK do you want

[ilikeit-art]

Have you ever wondered how tech technicians recover data from faulty flash and memory whose data cannot be recovered by normal methods.

[myothertardisisonthemun]

this is necromancy

[oodles-of-boodle]

This, right here?

THIS is a magic circle and NOTHING you can tell me will convince me otherwise.

[kaylaforest111]

they show you obvious wizards creating miracles beyond mortal comprehension, bend the boundaries of mortality, create thinking machines, speak across continents through invisible forces, and still have the audacity to say they are just 'tech technicians'

[solarprominence]

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

[cassassinated]

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

[mythicalwashrag]

[useful-info-haver]

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

[nyxgoddessofcandles]

There's more to do actually, now

go to About:config find media.mediasource.enabled and toggle it to false find media.cache_readahead_limit and change it to 9999 find media.cache_resume_threshold and change it to 9999

additionally if you'd prefer mp4 to webm

also in about:config, find: media.encoder.webm.enabled media.mediasource.webm.audio.enabled media.mediasource.webm.enabled media.webm.enabled and toggle them all to false

note! this will limit video to 1080p

and use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dont-accept-webp/ to kill WebP Fuck Google

[vortex-vt]

We jailbreaking browsers now lmao

[inosan-13]

[hansoeii]

back in the building

[pondsloki]

OMG WHAT DO MY EYES WITNESS

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

[kaylaforest111]

Yo guys,

thank you so much for your support and all, but I’ll be taking a little break for now.

Enjoy everything I’ve posted so far.

And don’t forget to worshipp Lord Diavolo!

Love you

[kaylaforest111]

Mammon: *panicking* An ant went into my ear, it’s going to eat my brain!

Lucifer: it’s going to starve

[kaylaforest111]

Beel: It’s not illegal

Police officer staring into Beel’s car trunk which is full of bread: it’s just... there’s so much-

Beel: but it’s not illegal, is it

Police officer:

[kaylaforest111]

Things in Obey me! that give me love vibes:

Lucifer deeply caring for Mammon

Satan deeply caring for Lucifer

Simeon secretly adoring Lucifer

Diavolo longing for Lucifer’s affection

Mammon trying to be the big brother

Luke secretly being friends with demons

[kaylaforest111]

Luke and Barbatos baking cakes together

[glitter-and-satanism]

Lucifer: you know i can't say no to you when you look at me like that.

Mc: that's why i look at you like that.

[kaylaforest111]

Mammon: MC, can you do that thing please?

MC: what thing? [smiles]

Mammon, breathless: ...thank you

[devildominatrix]

[Diavolo and MC on balcony]

MC: The night is beautiful tonight.

Diavolo: you know what else is beautiful?

Both: Lucifer.

[obeymeimaginesandasks]

Incorrect Obey Me! Quote #121

MC: “I may be short, but that doesn’t mean I’m innocent!”

MC aggressively trying to open a caprisun:

Lucifer:

Lucifer: “…Would you like me to open that for you?”

MC, voice cracking: “Yes please…”

[glitter-and-satanism]

Diavolo about Mc: can I tell her she looks nice?

Barbatos: sure, my lord.

Diavolo: can i tell her i miss her?

Barbatos: maybe, if she asks.

Diavolo: can I show her this oil painting i made of us with our children and grandchildren?

Barbatos:

Barbatos: I'd say save that for the second date.

[echoingkarma]

They’re chilling. 5 feet apart.

I kept thinking about what it would be like if Solomon, the ever-so-composed wizard he is, was caught off guard by a joke and just suddenly lost it laughing.

Reblogs are appreciated!!