bitches with lore

kay. 28. they/she. queer.

[amnesiaguy]

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

[wizardpepsi]

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

[sistertaxon]

[sistertaxon]

[humming-fly]

#they named them like cats in a shelter

[lavendersalve]

[sistertaxon]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[retroactivebakeries]

new invention called "grocery store for people who live alone"

[retroactivebakeries]

gallons are simply a ridiculous amount of milk

[kaymaygay]

would you consider the humble half gallon?

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

[sirhro]

[galileosballs]

To the tumblr user who I just blocked, I hope you at least know (if you're not a bot, which I suspect you might be) that 'can I get your mom's linkedin' is, like, a generational innovation in negging

[ysolt]

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[orcboxer]

experiencing microaggressions apparently

[theamazingspiderman]

Electro’s power can not be contained.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[parawyrm]

@madnessbrainworms pointing at you

[cultstatus]

you can search anything on here and get completely unrelated x reader fanfics. you could search up rainbow trout and it would only take a few scrolls before you hit the Jung Kook BTS x f!reader exhibitionist kink fic

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[orteil42]

Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

[fagstaynight]

Guy who is roommates with among us: Hey man thanks for doing all your tasks

Among us: No problem

[fuck-customers]

[starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva]

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

[cosmicanger]

malteoing

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week