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whenever you see a post on this website don't forget to ask yourself: why is op the worst human being that has ever walked upon the earth, how does this post target me specifically, and what are the hateful implications hidden between the lines ???

crisismoth

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

haystarlight

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh hey! various folks have commissioned me for this one over the years!

newest to oldest:

cryptotheism

"You think you're informed just because you read a bunch of grainy PDFs?"

Yeah man. Reading scholarly works on a topic informs you on that topic. That's how this works.

charlesoberonn

only-cat-memes

kittybroker

seafloor shimps only a little $12.50!

nodoru

wilwheaton

Just because the clown car goes very fast does not mean it isn't full of clowns

sacred-portal

corvidable

prokopetz

I was about to make joke about how Tumblr doesn't declare many special daily observances mid week because there just aren't enough sex acts that start with "th", but before I could even reach the post button my brain immediately supplied "Thuck Her Dick Thurthday", and I'm not sure I'm going to recover from that one.