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Alright then! By outstandingly popular appeal, I am now doing a reblog goal challenge, inspired by @xenasaur and derived works! Please reblog this post in order to advance towards the goals! As a warm-up treat, I offer you a photo of me and the shorks:

>>> Goals <<<

50 reblogs - hand reveal with something tasty splattered all over it...

100 reblogs - photo in cute skirt :3

150 reblogs - photo in crop top and shorts

200 reblogs - underwear photo

300 reblogs - ✨tiddy✨

400 reblogs - girlcock

500 reblogs - audio of me moaning with a vibrating buttplug up my ass

>500 reblogs - ....we'll see ;)

I'll proably do a poll if we get over 500 because I'm kinda dumb and out of ideas :'), but I'm not sure how likely that even is ;-;

kayrothepumpkin

#who am i To stop people having fun?

actually fixed it now

#196 #r/196 #actually better #quebec #vexillology #flag #flags #loss

puppygirl-hornyposting

Fixed it folks

#196 #quebec #fixed it #loss #vexillology #flag #r/196 #flags

kayrothepumpkin

Let's make a better cake

this time let's be serious

as before, % is the ingredient quantity

egg

flour

sugar

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

cum

Voting ended onJul 13, 2023

kayrothepumpkin

Ok, now time to see if it makes a cake. someone HAS to try

#vanilla extract #196 #cake #recipe #oh god it's magnificent #making a cake by the book #cursed

kayrothepumpkin

Let's make a better cake

this time let's be serious

as before, % is the ingredient quantity

egg

flour

sugar

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

cum

Voting ended onJul 13, 2023

kayrothepumpkin

Thre is only 2 days left to save this cake!

#196 #cake #recipe #vanilla extract #baking #cooking #polls #poll #tumblr poll #please save this cake #flour #egg

diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d

kayrothepumpkin

i read “prostate rock”

#prostate rock #196 #geology #minerals #rock

Let's make a better cake

this time let's be serious

as before, % is the ingredient quantity

egg

flour

sugar

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

cum

Voting ended onJul 13, 2023

#196 #cake #recipe #vanilla extract

oblivionwonderlust

you don’t even have to show this to a little victorian boy, imagine showing this to someone from 3 months ago

kayrothepumpkin

Absolute masterpiece

#submarine #ukelele #pressure #r/196 #under the sea

any d(rule)ay now...

#196 #the wait is eternal #modding #maybe this month?#my body decay everyday and can't do anything agaist it

cloversloth

doottle

kayrothepumpkin

:3

#196 #what if indeed #reddit #data

When the migration cause a p(rule)dictable rise in hornyposting:

#196 #r/196 #carp #really?

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024

so!

the Roman Empire collapses, and even before that, it was withdrawing from Gaul

local Frankish tribes reestablish power, and are all brought together by the Merovingians

the Merovingians are reduced to figureheads by Charles Martel, and true power over the Franks are commanded by by the Carolingians. Charles has a good relationship with the Papacy in Rome, so keep that in mind

A WHOLE LOADA NONSENSE GOES DOWN IN BYZANTIUM THAT WE DON'T REALLY WANNA TALK ABOUT, but the point is that nobody can really agree on who the emperor (or empress) is, so Pope Leo III appoints Charles' GRANDSON, Charlemagne as the new emperor of a NEW Roman Empire

in legend, Charlemagne appoints twelve holy knights to serve as Paladins in his court, serving a similar role to the Arthurian Knights of the Round Table

a functional piece ABOUT the Paladins called "the Matter of France" is written, which includes a Paladin named Astolfo

FLASH FORWARD A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS

Fate/Grand Order is created, and Astolfo appears as a servant you can use

So the collapse of the Roman Empire is directly responsible for this lad: