Spliffington

The journey is the destination

[unclefather]

[hopeforthew0rst]

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

[theocseason4]

I think about this post every day

[10000bc]

im the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person

[personalgremlin]

what could be better

[surreal--memes]

[scottlangs]

my last two brain cells watching another self-sabotage

[thankyu]

Hearts be like, bump bump bump lol

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

cant relate

[solardivulger]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Air conditioning is just domesticated wind

[tonysaintborgi]

i fucking hate this because it’s right

[gothyeehaw]

if you’re going to be mean to frogs log off

[hungwy]

Astrology posts are great and all but the real truth is hidden in fortune cookies

[mousenemy]

Fortune cookie says my pussy is tight

[hungwy]

[unclefather]

me: *on the computer*

person: *looking at my screen* is that photoshop?

me: … haters will say it’s photoshop

[clapricorn]

I’M SCREAMING

[mothsfuzz]

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

[cartoonhenchman-deactivated2018]

i wish to swim with the cranberries 

[cartoonhenchman-deactivated2018]

this is what its all about baby

[help-mywife]

Help, my girlfriend calls Red Dead Redemption “Redededemption” and also insists that that’s the name of the main character

[bunnywoman]

her mind is far more advanced than yours will ever be

[somecontext]