Aw Geez I'm A Fish

This is my blog for my betta morty (male veiltail) and his tankmate acorn (mystery snail). I might post about my other pets here too.

[markv5]

Как приготовить тесто

[sungodsevenoclock]

“How to prepare the dough

To begin with, take some flour

Ah, no, the flour is sleeping. Let’s not bother her, she might bite

We’ll prepare the dough some other time”

[anabundanceofem]

@materials-engineer

[nprfreshair]

Howdy.

Valais Blacknose Sheep from Switzerland

Photo via redscharlach

[end0skeletal]

When you can see their faces they are very cute!

via Zoo Tierpark Berlin

[macavitykitsune]

This is the most unrealistically adorable-looking critter I have ever seen, omg.

[microcroft]

things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know:

the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve her wife’s consciousness in a digital file so her wife can be immortal in the body of a robot.

[microcroft]

heres the tedtalk if you dont believe because everyone deserves to know this reality of the amazing world in which we live 

[enyafan]

Holy shit you neglected to mention that when her daughter got a terminal disease with no cure or treatment possible she literally went to the library got some medical textbooks and taught herself enough biochemistry to actually begin developing a drug that halted the disease good god why have we never heard of this absolute genius

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

YOU KNOW WHY  YOU K N O W   W  H Y

[sovietshopaholic]

Real life tony stark is a gay trans woman

[cuetheviolins]

Her name is Martine Rothblatt. She also founded United Therapeutics, which is a company that works to find cures for “””small””” diseases that don’t necessarily affect a lot of people. 

oh, yes–and she’s Jewish.

Here is a picture of Martine and her wife, Bina Aspen:

[bugdart]

ddlg, clg, bdsm, and other kink blogs please do not interact

i’m a minor and it’s gross. please stop.

[hotvampireadjacent]

what the fuck is horse game drama

[dwps-deactivated20210614]

If you have to ask then you aren’t prepared to know

[suppermariobroth]

During the ending to Mario Party 7, Bowser and Koopa Kid fall onto an island. Moving the camera during this scene reveals that Player 1′s character is standing behind the palm tree in the middle of the island, hidden from view.

[kaywithfish-blog]

Waluigi is going to finish what he started

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

I’m thinking about her

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

forbidden fruit

[isaacmemes]

Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much?

[kitswulf]

Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It’s got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red-seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this “fruit” has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it.

As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he’s a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul-tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it’s basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that’s what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win.

[ciphercoyote]

Human Brain: Don’t eat the posion pod its fucking posion Monkey Brain: Eat the fruit pod its fruit Lizard Brain: The Washing Machine Is Vibrating Give It The Sex Fish Brain: Climb inside the washing machine it is safe.

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that’s what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win.

I lost this internal debate and can confirm that a detergent pod popping in your mouth like an overripe, strangely floral mouse carcass is not something that you want to happen to you, ever, but is an incredibly good deterrent.

[cosmog]

someone made a website/social experiment where anyone can add any letter/character to the page but u can only add one letter ever… you all know what to do

[alembicsystem]

[tredlocity]

she

[spitblaze]

who

[tredlocity]

girl

[quiggyballs]

[autisticsquidward]

[mikucrossing]

Okay I’m pretty sure this happened on tumblr, when tumblr first implemented the little color-changing ‘t’ in the top corner of desktop mode. Someone immediately started complaining that it was ‘ableist’ and ‘dangerous’ to epileptic people. Of course, a bunch of people called them out saying how the colors didn’t change fast enough to cause a seizure and whatnot, fast forward a few days, the person gets blasted like discourse does, and instead of apologizing, they pose as their sister saying that the ‘t’ colors sent them into a seizure and ultimately a coma.

At least, this was what I thought of. Might not be the specific one op is talking about.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

“Might not be the specific one op is talking about.” how many times has this happened

[xxxtictacion]

I thought this was about the Hitler kin user

[joey-wheeler-official]

The whom?

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

Tumblr is a constantly evolving episode of The Twilight Zone

[brodnork]

why am i being threatened

[4thdslip-deactivated20181206]

Tumblr is amazing. I’ve never seen another website whose advertisers fail this miserably to actually advertise anything, and yet, they still inadvertently manage to produce good content through the medium.

[saltrat88]

[guppiesandgoldfish]

Aquablr on Snapchat

Okay so I’m making an aquablr for those of us with aquatic pets so we can just spam pics of our waterdogs and other things so if you have ANYTHING living in water that you can send pics of, reblog this and DM me your snapchat name, I’ll add you. Spread the word, let’s try to get at least 10 members!! So Fishblrs, Coralblrs, Snailblrs, Plantblrs, Bettabrs, and any other waterpetblrs just hmu!!

[guppiesandgoldfish]

Reblogging this again as a boost! You don’t have to be experienced, my only requirements are that

1. You’re not an asshole

2. You have at least one (1) betta

3. You’re open to constructive criticism!!

[tiels]

I 100% agree with you. I had an infuriating experience recently when our neighbours who we visit regularly decided to get a bird because I had some. Their cage was a complete disaster dimensions-wise and had no toys or any form of entertainment for the little parakeet. Not only this but they were complaining non stop about the noise..... like no shit birds are loud? Also they had purchased a shop bought bird (bad enough in itself) which was not hand raised complaining it wasn’t friendly.

Ugh that’s awful!!!! Poor thing :(((

Whenever people see my birds and say they want their own I launch into my massive “parrots are horrible pets and if you really want a bird get a pigeon and here’s why” mode, which has been a very successful deterrent so far. Also showing them different fancy pigeon breeds so they’re not picturing “city pigeons” (eyeroll, like they’re bad in the first place) helps.

[would-bird-again]

Literally just a couple days ago my brothers friends mom was like “i want a parrot that talks!” And my immediate response was “no you dont” and i talked until you could tell she lost interest.

[kaywithfish-blog]

This is why I always mention how difficult it is to take care of tweety before talking about anything else related to her

[norsenaturetolkien-deactivated2]

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.

Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

[madigriffnblake]

[gif87a-com]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats

[scruffsmcgoogle-deactivated2019]

But they are places to be expected.

NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit.

[ayellowbirds]

That’s an Australian accent.

That’s a croc, not a gator—specifically, it’s a big ol’ saltie.

The rats don’t sell mixtapes, you’re thinking of pigeons. The rats play acoustic guitar.

[thyrell]

4: those things are way older than dinosaurs

[patrickat]

5: Australia still has dinosaurs.

[sbsrandomshitblog]

6: The dinosaurs won a war with Australia.

[systlin]

7; that victory wasn’t even close

[sdzoo]

Happy World Okapi Day! Meet Mosi, the floppy-eared okapi! 

[yutyrannuss]

FINALLY SOME OKAPI REPRESENTATION

[kaywithfish-blog]

Okapis