old man eroguro

"i like you, you've got chutzpah" -will wood

[disgustinggf]

"what that mouth do" gnaw and chew and munch and nibble and chomp and bite u

[disgustinggf]

also eat insane amounts of pasta

[pankendev]

call me a guy who just caught a fish that's too small and abides by the local fishing regulations on minimum size limit

[pankendev]

the way i throw it back.

[cryptid-sighting]

[manidible]

twitter amazes me. shoutout to all the john lesbians

[zonky420]

john lesbians dress like john wick and jon lesbians who dress like jon arbuckle from garfield

[zonky420]

theyre sub-genres

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

(via @abyssal-gaze)

[jame7t]

Adderall makes me feel like a glowstick

[jame7t]

blue

[cryptotheism]

do you know any monks that stream on twitch? not monk stuff, just like a person in a monk house playing fornite or something

I am sorry. I do not know any monks who stream fortnite from their monastery.

[cryptotheism]

We are fucked.

[jame7t]

No hope

[babblingbranches]

It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

[rongzhi]

OP: 我觉得你们俩有点暧昧了

↳ I feel like you two have some ambiguity going

English added by me :)

[kiwi]

[3000s]

the human mind wasnt made to comprehend 30 dollars

[owowowowwoowoowow]

[oakenroots]

[bogleech]

All the science fiction I grew up on told me some day there would be adorable quirky robots in every home and business that could hold at least a passably realistic conversation with you and help you out with little tasks and kid-me daydreamed endlessly about what that whimsical utopian life might be like. I even had an ongoing little kid daydream about being in the robot biz designing them my own way, maybe having a weird house full of my wacky machine creature family.

Now we have chatbots convincing enough that people get as hooked on interacting with them as they can any real person, we have near perfect voice synthesis and visual recognition software, we have actual robots that can jump around and dance with better balance than a human, we are RIGHT on the edge of little robot buddy world.

But absolutely none of that fiction framed robots as a heartless corporate product that would really just take opportunities from poor people and gather your data for advertising algorithms. Anyone who did not like the robots was supposed to just be mean and quite often a stand in for a *racist.*

Now that it's likely going to happen in the next 20 years I'm just ready to be one of those villains. If you send me a real functioning C-3p0 or Johnny 5 or Data and I see a Tesla or Google logo I am going to gouge out his eyes with a claw hammer and drink his microplastic blood.

This is probably a lie and at best I'd be crying the entire time but I hope you understand the sentiment behind the hyperbole

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

[datasoong47]

[gubbybug]

[mechamothgirl]

[teathattast]