Why we need compulsory driving test retakes for the elderly
Today seems to be a fine day for a Sunday drive... except that itâs Friday. The roads seem to be full of incompetent elderly drivers. Well, there was a young incompetent driver who tried to pull out on me too (and got up my arse for a while after I made a hand gesture that he should look properly :D), but itâs mostly been elderly drivers that have been the source of frustration and worry for me today..
Donât get me wrong though, I have nothing against older people being on the roads and Iâm trying not to generalise but of numerous people who I spotted today having trouble with basic maneuvers, every single one of them had grey hair. :D
Hereâs a quick rundown of some of the awesome skills on display today:
Turning really slowly onto a ramp in a multi-storey carpark because they didnât position themselves correctly and were close to the wall.
Stopping at the top of the same ramp due to traffic coming from the right, causing me to have to stop on the middle of the ramp. Stupid of me, yes? No, the oncoming traffic from the right has to yield, as clearly marked with bright paint, so he shouldâve kept going.
Turning against the arrows painted on the road surface in the same car park and looking confused when he came face-to-face with an understandably irate driver.
Drifting out from a side road onto the main heavily-trafficked road in front of me at the last moment, then slowing right down because he immediately wanted to pull over to go to the shop on the side of the road.
Itâs just lack of awareness, and itâs not just annoying, itâs dangerous. That last point about drifting out in front of me - I actually had to brake quite hard to not run into the back of him. Not quite emergency stop levels of braking but the front of my car was dipping quite a bit - and I was only doing 30mph. Iâd assumed he was pulling across the other lane as it was completely clear, and was going to pull in behind me, as again, it was completely clear behind me. But no, he was expecting me to yield. Good thing I had the brakes covered.
Now Iâm not one for using my horn or flipping people off, in fact I canât remember the last time I did that to another driver - instead I usually just chunter away to myself in the car about incompetent idiots - but this time I couldnât help myself; I beeped my horn and flipped him off as I drove past. Why? Because the damn doddery old fool couldâve caused an accident. Heâs lucky I was in a little hatchback and wasnât one of the aggregate-carrying tens-of-tons lorries that use that road all day every day.
The âIf it were down to me Iâd make it a rule that...â part
Currently, drivers in the UK have to reapply for their driving licence every 3 years after they turn 70. However, the requirements donât appear to be that stringent - you only have to "meet the minimum eyesight requirementâ - fair enough, we all do - and the only other proviso is âyou arenât prevented from driving for any reasonâ. Bear in mind, there is no actual test or assessment for this licence renewal - you can complete it online and there are plenty of drivers who donât declare their medical conditions - conditions that may very well affect their fitness to operate a vehicle.
So if it were down to me, Iâd make it compulsory for a hazard perception/reaction time test, a (perhaps reduced) driving theory test and a physical exam to be taken every couple of years for those over 60 or 65. Reaction times/general awareness are particularly important. In fact, my grandmother gave up driving voluntarily in her early seventies because she felt that there was too much going on on the roads and she didnât feel safe driving as it was beginning to feel overwhelming. Good on her for doing this, itâs the absolutely right thing to do. Itâs not like sheâs getting âoldâ in the mental sense either - this is a lady who is approaching 80 yet still very sharp minded, who does her grocery shopping and banking online, and took to Windows 8.1 in a matter of weeks. (I know some people in their early-mid twenties whose understanding of computers and technology isnât half as good)
Unfortunately though, there are far too many out there that believe it is their right to be on the road, and donât give a damn about the safety of other road users. There are others for whom their car is their only way of getting out and about and I do feel sorry for them - losing your independence canât be pleasant.
Self-driving cars canât come fast enough.