[kazgr]

About

Inej, mostly

About, really:

Post-canon adult and young adult rp blog group

Community host: @wavescyber

Wylan: @my-chemical-imbalance007

Inej: @captainghafaofthewraith

Jesper: @gunslingerofthebarrell

Nina: @ninagirlkisserzenik

Marya: @wylanscoolmom

Kuwei: @kuweiyulcombo

Join in, join up. I would not be opposed to people creating characters or breathing life into random dregs and side characters if @wavescyber isn’t, here’s her community link:

https://www.tumblr.com/join/BreBsudI

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Pick your poison

[kazgr]

Money money money

must be funny

in a rich man’s world

BUH BUDAH BUM BUM

K. I still don’t get the appeal of poetry. You could just write the whole sentence like a normal person.

[kazgr]

Wow Inej’s parents really hate you rn huh my guy. Maybe you should have Nina talk to them to get you back in their graces, since she got you into this mess in the first place. She’s a smooth enough talker.

@ninagirlkisserzenik it’s been weeks. So you should know I’m still mad at you.

[kazgr]

since you’ve been bombarded with requests to be nice about people this is hereby a request to say something mediocre about someone.

@gunslingerofthebarrell you’re not the worst singer I’ve ever heard.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard you sing with either of us remotely sober though. If I did I might retract my statement.

[kazgr]

i unfortunately am the one with chronic pain (back pain to be specific) 😔

If you just focus on something you won’t notice it. Like working. Or working out. Or give yourself a new injury, then you won’t even notice your back.

[kazgr]

Best lie you’ve ever told that you had to come up with on the spot?

There might still be a dowager mercher lady somewhere who thinks I’m her son. Now I’m not saying it’s creative; I’m saying what makes a lie any “good” is how well it’s believed. And old people will believe anything that makes them more comfortable.

[kazgr]

thoughts on matthias' death?

Thoughts on the last funeral you went to? Did you have a good time? Get off work? Shake hands?

[kazgr]

…thoughts on street magicians…

I don’t mind them. Unless they’re holding up traffic.

[kazgr]

tips on chronic pain?

Do you have some issue or are you trying to inflict it?

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

Favourite article of clothing?

Top hat. Unless carrying my revolvers with me constantly means they count as an article of clothing. otherwise, top hat.

[kazgr]

Sure, sure. Let me know the next time you’re headed to a clothing store, I need a new gun.

[kazgr]

Soooo…how did you keep yourself awake for 130 hours? Asking for a friend… (also just why?)

Work. Adrenaline. Insomnia. Shots.

I never set out to stay awake for more than two days. But things get busy.

[kazgr]

my tummy hurts

K?

[kazgr]

what would you do to yourself, if it were for Inej?

I write angst.

You think I’m going to publish a how-to-hurt-my-wife-and-I manual? Go fuck yourself.

[kazgr]

Wait, so you implied someone tortured you by keeping you awake 130 hours. Someone tortured YOU? Wait how did that go? Did they get what they wanted?

No. I did it to myself. The last ten hours only inspired my statement.

[kazgr]

Longest you’ve slept and the longest you’ve stayed awake?

I know the longest I’ve ever stayed awake. Only about 130 hours. If you can keep someone awake past 120, it’s a very effective torture method.

I don’t know how long I slept in the days after I got shot. I slept too much that whole month. Ask my jail warden @captainghafaofthewraith .

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

thoughts on capybaras? 👀

I have never heard of such a thing… hold on…

update: after extensively searching for knowledge of these “capybaras”, I have found a book with illustrations of strange foreign animals.

I can now say that I know what a capybara is, and I absolutely adore them.

[kazgr]

Explain.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

[kazgr]

It just looks like a giant mouse. Where do we find one.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

We would have to cross oceans and journey through treacherous terrain. It would take months of travelling to get one ourselves… unless an exotic travelling merchant happened to have one, and in that case, it would be a high price to pay

[kazgr]

This is what fucking a councilman is for, Jesper. Strings to pull and bank vaults to empty. Man up.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

@vanecksprodigalson ?

[vanecksprodigalson]

How is it we’ve done a 180 from Kaz being required to give us gifts to me bankrupting myself so Kaz can have a capybara

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

I believe it’s worth it. I must admit… I want one too.

[kazgr]

Give Jesper a child. It’s pride month.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

kaz what do you mean. how did we go from capybara to child so quickly.

[kazgr]

Capybara is your child.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

thoughts on capybaras? 👀

I have never heard of such a thing… hold on…

update: after extensively searching for knowledge of these “capybaras”, I have found a book with illustrations of strange foreign animals.

I can now say that I know what a capybara is, and I absolutely adore them.

[kazgr]

Explain.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

[kazgr]

It just looks like a giant mouse. Where do we find one.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

We would have to cross oceans and journey through treacherous terrain. It would take months of travelling to get one ourselves… unless an exotic travelling merchant happened to have one, and in that case, it would be a high price to pay

[kazgr]

This is what fucking a councilman is for, Jesper. Strings to pull and bank vaults to empty. Man up.

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

@vanecksprodigalson ?

[vanecksprodigalson]

How is it we’ve done a 180 from Kaz being required to give us gifts to me bankrupting myself so Kaz can have a capybara

[gunslingerofthebarrell]

I believe it’s worth it. I must admit… I want one too.

[kazgr]

Give Jesper a child. It’s pride month.