The Adventure Zone Balance from Arc 2 Murder on the rockport limited. feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns, whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!
❝ Again, you’re not in prison, I don’t know why I said that. ❞
❝ Ayy, caught you eyeing my gel balls. That’s what makes it extra crunchy. ❞
❝ What… are you wearing? What is—? I’m wearing my full business regalia, and you look like Little Nemo. ❞
❝ When would a murder come at an opportune time? ❞
❝ We absolutely are going to fire you out of a cannon. ❞
❝ You kinda sound like, uh, some kind of wolf-man. ❞
❝ Please put your head flush with the back of the chair so you don’t break— any of your neck bones! ❞
❝ A swamp is not a beverage. I’m just going to go ahead and cut— cut you off at the pass there. Swamps aren’t drinkable. ❞
❝ Aw, no, you got swamp jizz in your eyes! ❞
❝ Let the man smell your hand! ❞
❝ I’m just saying I’m feeling— I’m feeling you. As a buddy. As a friend. ❞
❝ This is my, my flair. We all get to wear one piece of flair on Tuesdays. ❞
❝ You won’t need a full night’s sleep. But if you’re feeling nappy, this is a place where, historically, people sleep. ❞
❝ We actually need extra pillows. I sleep with a pillow between my knees and between my elbows and behind my head and under my feet, if I could get— ❞
❝ I’m eating hardtack. Life’s hard on the road. ❞
❝ Yes. I— a witch kissed me and cursed me so that anytime anybody yells a secret word, I have to attend to their every need, and that word is my fucking name, [speaker’s Name]. ❞
❝ Strangers aren’t strangers anymore once you’ve talked to them and learned their names. ❞
❝ The memory of my grandpa’s name died long before I was born. ❞
❝ Oh, that’s not that weird to have a train name. A name that you use only on trains. ❞
❝ I feel like this conversation is starting to take a turn for the worse, so I’m gonna head out. ❞
❝ This is a real garden I tend to myself to help me exorcise my demons. ❞
❝ I did detective good enough to see through your horseshit, so I can’t be too bad. ❞
❝ I wanna tell you a story about the time that there were three ogres, right? And then one of them punched me so hard I almost died. ❞
❝ I’m chilling, I’m almost dead! I’m gonna chill here. ❞
❝ You are impossible to talk to, and this is the worst conversation I’ve ever done. ❞
❝ I’ve found that not killing is pretty easy. I go long periods of time without killing anybody. ❞
❝ Bad news compadres, this place is magic as hell. ❞
❝ I mean, that’s a— that one’s pretty obvious but if you’re having trouble, a thing can’t live without a head. ❞
❝ I’m going to kill everyone here, and then I’m going to bring you all back to life again, and then I’m going to kill you again. ❞
❝ Meat monsters don’t go to heaven. ❞
❝ Wait a minute! I got it I got it, I got it. I got it. Okay. Listen: This is stupid. Are you ready to do something really stupid? ❞
❝ I was gonna eat ‘em as a traintime snack, but I forgot to eat ‘em in the train times. ❞
❝ Listen, kid, I’m not a magic worker, okay? Well, technically speaking, I am in fact a magic worker, but… I’m busy. ❞
❝ I can’t believe you’ve done it again. I can’t believe you’ve done this. ❞
❝ Anything your heart desires I can put it in your mouth. ❞
❝ Yeah, I’m already two-monitoring this shit, this is getting out of control, I guess I can loop my television— anyway, okay. ❞
