Honor is a fool's prize

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[exileinoblivion]

Precious https://www.instagram.com/p/B1juAjkBIAh/?igshid=1kmh0zrg6nt8d

[exileinoblivion]

En Route https://www.instagram.com/p/B1jtkn0hHbu/?igshid=w7q5yjlluha0

[exileinoblivion]

Home https://www.instagram.com/p/B1jteo1hpE7/?igshid=1bhwrknmpo694

[starsuggestion]

all I wanna do is talk to you

[exileinoblivion]

Moral of the story is don’t let your dog chew wires 🤦🏻‍♂️ #dodge #ram #1500 #hemi https://www.instagram.com/p/BzeKDZvhG9s/?igshid=1g4spcu1s6s15

[exileinoblivion]

“Hey come check out my new quad.” Ok cool. “Hey yeah I also got a dirt bike.” - @slides_mcgee I swear this kid is gonna own every MX and atv in Dutchess County by winter. #suzuki #dr125 #mx https://www.instagram.com/p/BzO9xJaBev-/?igshid=av1kyahzvd16

[just-shower-thoughts]

The only part of a woman’s breast that causes it to be censored is the only part that men also have and don’t need censored

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[wizardnuke]

racism is a hell of a drug

[langernameohnebedeutung]

governor: I can’t believe my colony died

roanoke folks: actually these really nice people took us in? we left you a note about that? so please stop telling everyone we’re dead?

governor: Sometimes I Can Still Hear Their Voices

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011

[light-em-up-benzedrine]

Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…

[aluminumapples]

New immortal vs. old immortal

[valtsv]

i want fangs and the ability to spit venom. ive earned the right.

[ptsdofficial]

i’d like to thank my favorite coping mechanism, masturbation,

[chrissynadine]

i love a nasty bitch

[hellish-babygirl]

[ravenbirth]

Hexenhaus🌙

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[pestilential-necroslaughter]

[90skid-com]

[ruinedchildhood]

Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.

[ruinedchildhood]