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@keegan-barnes
Text ∣ Tyler & Keegan
Kee: Because he won't like it - it's just not worth the grief.
Tyler: Kinda, yeah. You're dad is fucking like more words than I want to say to his daughter.
Tyler: Well he'd complain if I wasn't acting like father, can he really complain if I take him to where I'm from?
Kee: I don't like it any more than you do, poppet, but the screaming matches are just too much. It's easier to let him think that Oscar's in New York.
Text ∣ Tyler & Keegan
Kee: Yeah, sure. He should see your dad, I think. Just...do me a huge favour, and when we collect him don't mention to my dad that you're taking him to Brazil?
Tyler: I have to collect him? What?
Tyler: Why?
Kee: Unless you want me to collect him, bring him back to New York, and hand him over there?
Kee: Because he won't like it - it's just not worth the grief.
Text ∣ Tyler & Keegan
Kee: Don't make me feel worse than I already do! I miss him like mad, but he'll be getting spoiled rotten from dad.
Tyler: Hmph I was kidding. Okay, okay, I did actually text you for a reason. After Paris I was thinking of going home for a week. A couple, I don't know. Can I take Oscar down, or do you want him back?
Kee: Don't let Isabelle hear, I don't think she'll get the joke! Ah, here was me thinking you just wanted to flirt.
Kee: Yeah, sure. He should see your dad, I think. Just...do me a huge favour, and when we collect him don't mention to my dad that you're taking him to Brazil?
Text ∣ Tyler & Keegan
Tyler: Before I left she came over and started crying. All snotty and disgusting I should have taken photos because I know you'd have enjoyed seeing her like that. There was a lot of emotion. I didn't realise she was capable of it. She just kind of went into crying coma or something, I don't know.
Tyler: What? Really? I just texted you so I could gloat but if you're not even mothering in New York I might just go...
Kee: Oh Tyler, don't. She's only a kid, and her boyfriend just died, she's bound to be upset. Send her my condolences...although that may just make her feel worse.
Kee: Don't make me feel worse than I already do! I miss him like mad, but he'll be getting spoiled rotten from dad.
Text ∣ Tyler & Keegan
Tyler: What, yeah why?
Tyler: Just in Paris.
Tyler: I doooo love Paris.
Kee: I heard about Isabelle's boyfriend, is all. Howw's she holding up?
Kee: Me, too. Oscar's with mum and dad.
Text ∣ Tyler & Keegan
Tyler: Hey.
Kee: Hey, you. Are you OK?
The irony of a bald hair stylist is never lost on me...
Kee Barned, inspired by Brigitte Bardot.
You know, I haven't been anywhere in a while.
That rule only applies to women.
If that were true, I'd let myself date some indie Urban Outfitters model...
You know, I haven't been anywhere in a while.
Well, I mean I’d like to do that too.
You have to choose between haute and commercial, I'm afraid. Why do you think everyone hates it when Candice Swaenpoel tries to do designer?
You know, I haven't been anywhere in a while.
Well, excuse me. It’s still more than other people so I don’t really care.
Oh of course, it's better than being an underwear catalogue model.
You know, I haven't been anywhere in a while.
I never realized that my face was all over Macy’s. But I mean, they’re using last season’s photo’s so…
How quaint.
You can't expect much else from Macy's.
People seem to think that I'm on the baby food diet.
I didn’t teach him that one, I swear. I taught him to say dad; hasn’t quite gotten past ‘Ah!’ but I know that he will.
It’s… it’s nice. Its not too big, you’d be surprised to know how lonely it can be living in a townhouse all alone, you know…. ‘doing well’? As in like she’s behaving, or sleeping, or what?
I’m sure even you and I aren’t that important, Kee. You’re not Kate Moss, sweetie, there’s only one of her in London and all.
Maybe it just comes naturally to him, then. Can you imagine if his first word was Isabelle? We would never be allowed to live it down.
That's...nice. Maybe you can show me some time? Or show me photos, at least? Only if you want, of course. With her job, and her boyfriend, and college, and all; she's got an awful lot going on just now. It's an eciting time for her.
You're right. And you have much better legs than Kate.
People seem to think that I'm on the baby food diet.
Well he has a perfectly large mouth when he’s crying I can’t imagine how you mange to get it on his nose when you’re feeding him. I forget we’re not all as perfect as I am, though.
I do have a very cute cat. Even if he’s resettled into Isabelle’s room since she’s moved in… or not moved in? I don’t know.
Staying busy this week, Keegan?
He has a beautiful mouth. Even when it's twisted in to one of his little pouts.
So you're quite settled in this new apartment, then? And Isabelle's...doing well, still?
It's absolute madness; I feel like I've been sleeping in high heels, for the past few days. Do you think they're intentionally booking up for different shows in case we cause a scene in the middle of the runway?
People seem to think that I'm on the baby food diet.
Well I also don’t sit in front of him pulling faces when I’m trying to get him to eat… so there’s that as well, isn’t there?
The real reason you want me back, isn’t it? My cooking skills.
How am I supposed to be serious when he has pear smeared across his nose? It's not very Chanel, is it?
Also, you have a very cute cat.
People seem to think that I'm on the baby food diet.
Don’t you ever get bored of it though Kee Kee? I mean… We’re not really making a change or doing anything for the world. All we’re doing is standing around and wearing a bunch of makeup and overly expensive clothes. It’s shallow.
I suppose I've never thought of it like that? It wasn't what I dreamed of when I was a kid, but seeing as I probably won't ever become a princess ballerina, this seems like a fairly good substitute.
