supermodel, croft

TYLER CROFT. BROTHER. FATHER. FIANCÉE. SUPERMODEL. If you're going through hell... keep going mon amour

[tylercroft]

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[keegan-barnes]

People seem to think that I'm on the baby food diet.

[tylercroft]

Maybe it just comes naturally to him, then. Can you imagine if his first word was Isabelle? We would never be allowed to live it down. 

That’s… nice. Maybe you can show me some time? Or show me photos, at least? Only if you want, of course. With her job, and her boyfriend, and college, and all; she’s got an awful lot going on just now. It’s an exciting time for her. 

You’re right. And you have much better legs than Kate.

She's working very hard at it as well, I can assure you. Luckily, her name is pretty long and hard for a baby but I think she'd settle with 'Is' or 'Isa'.

Very subtle, Keegan, very subtle. Well I don't really know about either of those. She came over the other day and started crying because she'd been fired, and then... I don't think she's really left the apartment since then so I don't really know how the boyfriend situation is going. Good thing, too, that boy he's - well, he's a man and he's a photographer. Like, really Isabelle? Ergh, anyway, I think she's upset that she had to forfeit her front row tickets to Fashion Week.

I do, don't I? I could strut dow the runway in high heels, I think.

[tylercroft]

Call ∣ Tyler & Lucas

Tyler: Fair enough, man, fair enough. Look if you want me to come... be there or whatever, just call, yeah? Same for Isabelle. I'm sure I could push her on a plane.

Lucas: Thanks, Tyler. That means a lot.

Tyler: Just hang in there, yeah? I'll try and keep Isabelle from hassling you when you get back.

[keegan-barnes]

People seem to think that I'm on the baby food diet.

[tylercroft]

He has a beautiful mouth. Even when it’s twisted in to one of his little pouts. 

So you’re quite settled in this new apartment, then? And Isabelle’s… doing well, still?

It’s absolute madness; I feel like I’ve been sleeping in high heels, for the past few days. Do you think they’re intentionally booking up for different shows in case we cause a scene in the middle of the runway?

I didn't teach him that one, I swear. I taught him to say dad; hasn't quite gotten past 'Ah!' but I know that he will.

It's... it's nice. Its not too big, you'd be surprised to know how lonely it can be living in a townhouse all alone, you know.... 'doing well'? As in like she's behaving, or sleeping, or what?

I'm sure even you and I aren't that important, Kee. You're not Kate Moss, sweetie, there's only one of her in London and all. 

[bambi-larue-artiste]

Blah, blah, blah. Shut up, Kate.

[tylercroft]

I swear to God, it’s never ending with her.

Bet she's pissed off about the 'new supermodel' approach and she's just eating your ear off to get back at you. The woes of womanhood!

[amory-fitz]

Well this is certainly an eventful week.

[tylercroft]

Busy and flustered female models tend to manage that somehow.

[tylercroft]

Call ∣ Tyler & Rosabella

Tyler: How will you get out of sticky one night stands now?

Rose: I have absolutely no idea. Maybe I should find a new best friend to replace you?

Tyler: You'd never find someone as great as me, you know that. Don't even try. Not even if they're French, they'll never be as great as me.

[keegan-barnes]

People seem to think that I'm on the baby food diet.

[tylercroft]

How am I supposed to be serious when he has pear smeared across his nose? It’s not very Chanel, is it?

Also, you have a very cute cat. 

Well he has a perfectly large mouth when he's crying I can't imagine how you mange to get it on his nose when you're feeding him. I forget we're not all as perfect as I am, though. 

I do have a very cute cat. Even if he's resettled into Isabelle's room since she's moved in... or not moved in? I don't know.

Staying busy this week, Keegan?

[keegan-barnes]

People seem to think that I'm on the baby food diet.

[tylercroft]

That’s because you’ve perfected the plane and train noises, mine must be unbelievable. 

Still, his food tastes better than anything I can cook, so I can’t complain.

Well I also don't sit in front of him pulling faces when I'm trying to get him to eat... so there's that as well, isn't there?

The real reason you want me back, isn't it? My cooking skills.

[keegan-barnes]

People seem to think that I'm on the baby food diet.

[tylercroft]

I’m not. I just have a baby who refuses to eat if I don’t do it at the same time.

He manages to eat just fine when he's with me, I think you're making up excuses.

[tylercroft]

Call ∣ Tyler & Rosabella

Tyler: And I didn't even get a proper goodbye hug.

Rose: I'll give you an extra good one when I get back.

Tyler: How will you get out of sticky one night stands now?

[tylercroft]

Call ∣ Tyler & Lucas

Tyler: I know you've had a rough few months with Isabelle and moving and everything. Only one way to go now, right? Or, in a week anyway.

Lucas: I don't really want to think about that.

Tyler: Fair enough, man, fair enough. Look if you want me to come... be there or whatever, just call, yeah? Same for Osabelle. I'm sure I could push her on a plane.

[tylercroft]

Call ∣ Tyler & Rosabella

Tyler: Well then, when does Tyler Croft expect Ms Ducharme home?

Rose: A few months, maybe? I don't know, I'm kind of just taking it as it goes, to be honest.

Tyler: And I didn't even get a proper goodbye hug.

[tylercroft]

Call ∣ Tyler & Lucas

Tyler: I'm sorry, Lucas.

Lucas: Me too.

Tyler: I know you've had a rough few months with Isabelle and moving and everything. Only one way to go now, right? Or, in a week anyway.

[tylercroft]

Call ∣ Tyler & Rosabella

Tyler: Yes French men are Oh, so appealing to me.

Rose: Well, you never know.

Tyler: Well then, when does Tyler Croft expect Ms Ducharme home?

[tylercroft]

Call ∣ Tyler & Lucas

Tyler: Don't know if I can get my hands on one of those people. It's not looking good then?

Lucas: Life support's off in a week.

Tyler: I'm sorry, Lucas.

[tylercroft]

Call ∣ Tyler & Rosabella

Tyler: Hm? Is it you that I miss or something else...? You're missing all the Fashion Week fun!

Rose: Knowing you it's the something else. But I'm lying out under the hot French sun, surrounded by crêpes and French men. Fashion Week is nothing compared to that.

Tyler: Yes French men are Oh, so appealing to me.