Too Fab For U

supernatural, eyebrows, netflix and food❤️

[mangas-deactivated20210803]

space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky

[artmania-feed]

ART PRINTS BY HENN KIM

Hand Drip Coffee

Contact

Sleeping Pill

Bless You 

Across The Universe

Good Luck

Forget It

Insomnia

Rebirth

Good Night 

[kushandwizdom]

This hashtag is savage

[2bealittlefang]

What if every dog is reincarnated into another dog after they die and whenever you see a person walking a dog who goes crazy and tries to meet you and be your best friend it’s really your childhood dog trying to tell you he knows and misses you??

[actionables]

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

[phaserbeams]

movie: *shows a close, trusting relationship between the lead male and female characters but it never develops into a romance”

me: *shocked and delighted*

[kushandwizdom]

y'all be afraid to feel, but trust me: that i don’t care motto ain’t the way to be.

Cirino (via kushandwizdom)

[bunlly]

my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight

[imanaires]

yes i am a triple threat!!! bitter, petty & an emotional mess!!!

[purplebuddhaproject]

There is some kind of a sweet innocence in being human- in not having to be just happy or just sad- in the nature of being able to be both broken and whole, at the same time.

 C. JoyBell C. (via purplebuddhaproject)

[aewm]

me: *exists* me: this is too much

[awwwton]

“trust me people think you’re attractive” 

[girlfromthe-subway]

I wish there was a way to kill yourself and see how everyone who you knew reacts, and then depending on that choose whether to stay dead or not. If that were the case I’d kill myself right this second. 

[thewildesttflower-deactivated20]

I LIIIIVE for those nights when you got nothing going on and so you like take a shower and deep condition your hair and shave everything and lotion yourself up and you like throw on your coziest jammies and give yourself a facial and light candles and incense and watch Netflix and listen to music and just like chill all night in your cleanest most relaxed state

[wnq-writers]

It’s simple; I’ll say that I don’t care about you, I’ll say that I hate you, I’ll say that you never even cross my mind, when the reality of it all is that I will always care about you, I will always love you and I will always have times where I can’t get you out of my head.

Annalixe (via wnq-writers)

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by pranking my wife

So I have been setting this prank up for about 3 weeks now, but unfortunately the fruits of my labor came to fruition yesterday. All for the best I guess.

Background: My wife and I are very healthy and we eat the same thing for breakfast every day, well maybe a solid 350 days a year. It is egg whites and toast. It has got to the point that if I don’t eat this for breakfast my entire day feels “off.” I put salsa on my eggs while she uses ketchup and she has to have ketchup or else she will not eat breakfast. We have a backup bottle or two in the pantry just in case she runs out.

3 weeks ago: I notice that her bottle is running pretty low and she has to actively shake the bottle to get the last remnants out. We are pretty earth conscious as well, so nothing goes to waste, use until the last drop! There is still just enough left in the bottle that I can tell she is thinking that she shouldn’t recycle it just yet and puts it back into the fridge. I notice this thought process going on in her head and decide I should mess with her. Once we finish up breakfast she goes to get ready. I take one of the full bottles of ketchup and add just enough to the almost empty bottle so that she will have the amount needed for breakfast the next day. Breakfast the next day rolls around and she does the same thing adds ketchup to her breakfast and decides there is just enough to save and puts it back in the fridge. I again refill the bottle with just enough for the next day. I should also mention that she is short, I hid the refill bottle at the top of the pantry so she could not see that it had been opened and used.

2 weeks ago: After 7 days slyly watching her add ketchup to her breakfast I can begin to see an intrigued look on her face when she is prepping her breakfast. She doesn’t say anything, but you can tell she has taken notice of the bottle. This goes on for another 7 days.

1 week ago: Breakfast continues to go off without a hitch and every time she adds the ketchup to her breakfast she gets a little twinkle in her eye, like she really really wants to say something about it, but doesn’t want me to make fun of her being crazy and thinking the ketchup bottle is never ending. To the point that she will look at me, start to say something and then stop herself change the subject and put the bottle away. I have never looked forward to breakfast so much in my entire life!

All this week: She is on the verge of saying something everyday. Its becoming hard to not laugh while watching her add the ketchup to her eggs, but I am laughing hysterically on the inside. At this point I have used roughly a half bottle of ketchup refilling the other one. This is all I can imagine when watching her

Yesterday: She adds ketchup to her breakfast and looks me directly in the eye and dead serious says, “/myname/ we have a fucking magical ketchup bottle.” I could not control my laughter and proceed to loose my shit while she tries to explain to me how she has used the exact same bottle of ketchup for 3 weeks and it has been almost “empty” the entire time. She now thinks I am laughing because of her belief in magic and she is trying as hard as possible to convince me that she is serious and it IS magic. I proceed to go into the pantry, take out the half empty bottle of ketchup and place it on the counter. It all finally clicks in her head and at that moment the empty ketchup bottle clicked into my head, but don’t care because I made a magic ketchup bottle happen so I am essentially Jesus.

TL;DR made my wife believe we had a magic ketchup bottle, but it hurt just as much as normal bottle when flung at my face.

[living-fitness]

I am a work in progress.

(via living-fitness)

[keelincampbell]

me: sometimes I hate this site

friend: why don't you leave it then?

me: I need somewhere to post my breakdowns so others can see and validate them