Witch and Sand

Hey! I'm Beth, 30 from England, send me a message! 🦄

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[keendelusionfox]

Oo lordy, not been on here in a while. Might make a come back 🤔

[julieterbang]

ami_mishkina_

[cravefoodie]

[moonachilles]

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

[nitewrighter]

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[vacuously-true]

[thefriendlyneighborhoodpervert]

"I don't know half of you half as well as I'd like and I don't like half of you half as much as I should"

I believe that's what sir Bilbo Baggins said in that scene.

[headspace-hotel]

i think the second one is "I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve"

[fanonical]

ah yes, the four hogwarts houses - punch, lie, hug, and think

[yummyinmytumbly]

15-Minute Coconut Curry Noodle Soup

[hatin]

via weheartit

[redpandarascal]

[femaledaily]

CRAZY RICH ASIANS (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu

[towfriendscaps]

[bisco]

I must post TOO ASS! at every opportunity because the source video has since been deleted so I think this is the only proof TOO ASS! ever existed

[purewhiteloversbizarrejelly]

[queenjsxo]

[princesconsuela]

[makeyouleave]

i hate how much i’ve shared with people. i want to take everything back

[skinoutqueen]

Y’all consider people to be too sensitive nowadays but have you ever considered that maybe the things you say aren’t as light hearted as you think and that you sound like a fucking dickhead ?