Earth is for Humans

Superman is not one of us

[keep-earth-safe]

You don't need to know my name at this point. I am here for one reason: to protect the Earth from the threat that is Superman.

[keep-earth-safe]

In response to the recent, devastating attack on my family that has demonstrated once again how dangerous Superman and his kind are, I am happy to introduce Skyrocket. She is a real hero who will work to protect us. All the strength of Supergirl without the lack of morals.

Her merchandise line is coming soon.

[keep-earth-safe]

In response to the recent, devastating attack on my family that has demonstrated once again how dangerous Superman and his kind are, I am happy to introduce Skyrocket. She is a real hero who will work to protect us. All the strength of Supergirl without the lack of morals.

Her merchandise line is coming soon.

[keep-earth-safe]

It truly breaks my heart to announce this, but during a brutal attack by Supergirl, Cindy Bennet, who some of you may remember posting here a while back, was killed in an act of senseless violence.

I hadn't been public about it, but Cindy was my daughter, and I am so deeply hurt by this. She leaves behind her sick mother as well.

This is why they cannot be trusted. This cannot continue.

[keep-earth-safe]

Look up Lex Luthor/Clark Kent

I will find you.

[brucie-wayne-official]

He writes such nice articles about you :-)

[thecoolerkent]

How dare you put this on my Dash.

[mydadthinksimalesbian]

HOW DARE HE NOT PUT IT ON MY DASH :-p

[dp-clarkjkent]

.....What in the actual apple pie covered in syrup is this.

[mydadthinksimalesbian]

'This' is a super awesome clone guy. And 'this' has a name

[dp-clarkjkent]

I meant the thing about Luthor and...

Wait, another clone?

How many clones are there just roaming around?!

[keep-earth-safe]

Are we only counting the ones I made? Then two. If not, then three.

[keep-earth-safe]

Wait, let me rephrase it. Why do you, as a man, have a kid with another man?

It is not that simple and how do you know about him?

[tomorrowfromthestars]

It's because they're exes.

[keep-earth-safe]

As absolutely horrendous as your taste in men is, even you know that we would never. @tomorrowfromthestars

[keep-earth-safe]

I’m getting into Superman content what do I need to know about Lex Luthor?

ooc: no clue my man. I actually just made this blog because the role play group needed Luthor for an event. I'm a batman fan. I know next to nothing about Superman.

@ohgodtheresanotherone might be more help

[keep-earth-safe]

Wait, let me rephrase it. Why do you, as a man, have a kid with another man?

It is not that simple and how do you know about him?

[keep-earth-safe]

Are you... You know... 🫳

Am I... hand? What does this mean?

[keep-earth-safe]

Look up Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne/Lex Luthor.

No.

[keep-earth-safe]

Look up Lex Luthor/Clark Kent

I will find you.

[keep-earth-safe]

Ao3 is a fan fiction hosting website that I believe won some kind of award for its innovative tagging system

Ah. I looked it up.

I think I like "President Lex Luthor" the best

[keep-earth-safe]

Quick question: What do you think would happen if we slingshotted Superman into space with a buttload of kryptonite?

Give me a few days and we'll find out

[keep-earth-safe]

If your life was to be summed up with 1 ao3 tag what would it be and why?

What is ao3?

[keep-earth-safe]

If we were in an a/b/o universe what do you think your secondary gender would be?

An Alpha. What else?

[keep-earth-safe]

Hello, I'm Cindy from LexCorp's public outreach! Mr. Luthor suffered some injuries in the lab, but will be recovering soon. We here at LexCorp just wanted to clear up any rumors! We've been testing a new medicinal children's toothpaste to be distributed to those in less fortunate situations. Our willing test subject Juniper Isley suffered an allergic reaction because of a previously unknown allergy to penicillin.

Mr. Luthor is terribly concerned about this development and has offered the family not only financial compensation but a lifetime supply of teddy bears!

We at LexCorp thank little Ms. Isley for her bravery, and hope to see her get better soon!

[brucie-wayne-official]

Poor Lex :-(

[keep-earth-safe]

Oh, Mr. Wayne! Since I have you, we wanted to ask you about Wayne Enterprises and LexCorp hosting a gala together in Gotham! He says he has some employees he'd like to bring as well!

[keep-earth-safe]

Hello, I'm Cindy from LexCorp's public outreach! Mr. Luthor suffered some injuries in the lab, but will be recovering soon. We here at LexCorp just wanted to clear up any rumors! We've been testing a new medicinal children's toothpaste to be distributed to those in less fortunate situations. Our willing test subject Juniper Isley suffered an allergic reaction because of a previously unknown allergy to penicillin.

Mr. Luthor is terribly concerned about this development and has offered the family not only financial compensation but a lifetime supply of teddy bears!

We at LexCorp thank little Ms. Isley for her bravery, and hope to see her get better soon!