[mydadthinksimalesbian]

Happy birthday, Ilya Rozanov! All of my favourite fanfics about you are about you and Shane having a threesome with Luca Haas 🩵🩵🩵

[mydadthinksimalesbian]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84421891/chapters/228418671

Okay. So I MIGHT have posted a sixth chapter of the fic. I didn't mean to.

[fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air]

I think luca is actually ryan price levels of anxious about fitting in. throwing uo every day before games and practices and shaking his way through changing out

he doesnt tell anyone snd prays that they dont notice because its so embarrassing but he still feels out of place like a kid tagging along with his older brother and his friends

[mydadthinksimalesbian]

Do you think that Heaven's Gate by Fall Out Boy would be an okay first dance song for a (fictional) wedding?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 2

Context: It's for a gay fanfic. The song is chosen by one of the grooms 14-year-old emo nephews since the wedding is an elopement, and the reception is pretty impromptu.

[mydadthinksimalesbian]

Does anyone have smut writing advice? Specifically: blow jobs?

[doe-liketheanimal]

It's IIHF worlds' hockey championships. Luca is playing for Switzerland; Shane, Ilya, and Wyatt are playing for Canada. The three are thrilled they get a chance to play against the baby of their team. They think it'll be fun.

"Good luck:)" Shane says, as he is facing off against Luca in the SUI v CAN game.

"I'll fucking end you." Luca growls.

Shane loses the face-off, because What the Fuck.

Luca scores a goal. "Nice goal, son;)" Ilya says, bc he's been calling Luca his work son for months now and he knows Luca lowk likes it.

"I am not your son now," Luca says, his Swiss accent sharper than ever, "We are now enemies, and soon, you will be my bitch."

Turns out the 'baby' has won every (junior) worlds/europe hockey championship he was in, and it was bc he was a determined and competitive asf captain.

Shane is weirdly proud of this fact. Ilya finds it hilarious. Wyatt takes a puck right to his face from Luca, and he's not entirely sure it's accidental.

When the championship ends, on their first day back in Ottawa's locker room, Luca is smiling and blushing and respectful as always. The others don't believe Hollanov and Wyatt's stories about Luca back in Worlds. Not even Luca himself.

[another-anonymous-idiot]

Listen I love adorable baby Luca as much as the next person, but guys you have to remember that boy is Swiss, he's European™. I guarantee you this conversation has happened before:

An Elder Centaur: Hey Luca man you can't drink while we're in America you aren't 21 yet.

Luca: Ah no it's ok, I have actually stopped drinking much recently.

An Elder Centaur: ...What do you mean stopped? When did you even start? We drafted you at 18?

Luca: I mean I started at like, 15, so yeah, thought I'd slow down now that I am a professional player. I'll just have a beer.

An Elder Centaur: Beer is still alcohol?

Luca: Eh, is it really though?

Ilya is the only other person on the Cens who understands, but he's just playing dumb, as if his Russian junior team didn't use to drink vodka in a park on the dead of winter after games.

[lavendead]

Post TLG the centaurs love playing never have i ever at Bood BBQs with Shane because the fastest way to get him to open up is to give him a set of Rules for sharing things and also he’s a freak with crazy lore and is usually pretty down to elaborate. At one such occasion, they’re getting late into the game which means Shane is pretty drunk, and drunk Shane is an asshole (in a fun way) so when it’s his turn he looks Luca Haas dead in the eyes and says “never have i ever made RPF of my coworkers”. Luca contemplates throwing himself onto the grill as he takes a sip, but feels significantly better when he sees Harris take a sneaky sip as well.

[mydadthinksimalesbian]

Final chapter :)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[mydadthinksimalesbian]

Chapter 4 is posted ✌. This one is Bood themed :)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[mydadthinksimalesbian]

I was going to post part 3 tomorrow, but I had a bad day and wound up writing a little more than I planned.

This one is Wyatt Hayes centric and is very fun.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84421891/chapters/223960276

[mydadthinksimalesbian]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84421891/chapters/223892186#workskin

I posted a second chapter of the last fanfic I wrote. It's about Luca being mic'd up. Bon appetite.

[mydadthinksimalesbian]

I left my tablet at work, and I'm so scared someone will steal it and sell it for drugs.

[sixer-moose]

Shane and his rookie (Young)

And also other sketches of young because i just got super mega locked in on drawing him

[mydadthinksimalesbian]

I posted a fanfic. It's about the Centaurs being Mic'd up. I hope you guys like it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84421891

[mydadthinksimalesbian]

Does anyone know if there are any fics where Shane and Ilya dance together at Ultraviolet and get outed after photos of them are taken?

[mydadthinksimalesbian]

The fact that everyone makes fun of Hayden for having 'so many kids' is really funny to me, but it's also a little confusing. Four kids is a pretty normal number of kids to have.