My escape from reality

Sam. she/her. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

dere you go

[oursidae]

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

yAy

[post-and-out]

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

[fan-troll]

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

[goldpilot22]

Because I love you all.

[clavicusvilemoved]

liketheleaveschangeincolours

Remember when we made these.

[thecrimiinal-deactivated2016112]

Just made this and i mayve added a little more vanilla than intended, but still tastes AWESOME

[schmoopernatural-deactivated201]

omg the recipe

[ashlgcostumes]

The problem with sewing is that you quickly realise you have dumped lots of skill points into control thread and furthermore, there’s a lot of other hobbies that require control thread so you decide to pick up knitting, or crochet, or weaving, and then spinning happens to you, or rug making, or cord weaving, and then you turn the wrong corner on the internet and find out control thread also specs into basket weaving, and book binding, and then you’re thinking things like “I wonder if this also applies to lead climbing” and now you have A Problem

[agardenandlibrary]

I can't be on Tumblr or do my job today, I had to read a whole ugly duckling retelling and roast it with the bookening

There weren't even ducks!

[longsightmyth]

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[mysharona1987]

[marmota-b]

My sister immediately followed with:

Lion and Prejudice

[metal-autistic-coven]

Ooh I've got one:

The cabin in the proximity of a single tree

[defectivegembrain]

1 Dalmatian

[chongoblog]

Something Somewhere At Some Point

[nyanbinyuri]

[ashes2caches]

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

[pseudophan]

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

[valicelavidad]

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

[pseudophan]

[optimalmongoose4]

You really don’t get the same experience on other websites huh

[purpleisnotacolor]

.

∧,,,∧ 　 （ ・ω・） mmmm, vegan soup! 　　( つ旦O 　　と＿)_)

　　   ∧,,,∧ 　 （ ・◎・） slrrrp 　　(　ﾞノ ヾ 　　と＿)_)

　　  ∧,,,∧ 　 （ ・ω・） Hmm, tastes like prion disease… 　　( つ旦O 　　と＿)_)

　　  ∧,,,∧ 　 （ ・ω・） 　　( つ　O. __ 　　と＿)_) （__(）､;.o：。 　　　　　　　　　　ﾟ*･:.｡ 　 　　　 _ _　 ξ 　　　 (´ 　 ｀ヽ、　　 　 __ 　　⊂,_と（　 　 ）⊃　 （__(）､;.o：。 　　　　　　Ｖ　Ｖ　　　　　　 　 　 ﾟ*･:.｡

[nookisms]

Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

[nookisms]

[paddysnuffles]

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

[butchfagminotaur]

this is funny as fucking hell actually

[hellish-undeath]

this baby is going to grow up to be a nonbinary road worker

[butchfagminotaur]

[problemduetest4life]

Kevin Day was at The Western Conference Exy Banquet Gay Orgy Cocaine Suicide Scandal of 2003 but they made him sit here

[yournewcryptid]

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

[massivetittiesandwarcrimes]

[auxphono]

[yournewcryptid]

Woagh thats a lotta fish

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

can you count them?

[intermundia]

this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[acutecoral]

Some clarifications and an update

[biglawbear]

This person has more emotional intelligence and healthier skills in navigating relationships than most people

[teaboot]

Im so happy

[knitmeapony]

Did a little fan art of a popular post on blue sky.

[tenisperfection]

possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who 

[wanderer0fw0rlds]

Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold

[swan2swan]

I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.

[gamerphonzy]

You haven’t even seen the best one yet (or at least, it wasn’t in this reblog chain):

[redartifex]

This speaks to my love of robots having beef with each other.

[gnar-slabdash]

I really hope young folks just discovering Leverage understand that in 2008 a Tesla meant basically the opposite of what it means in 2025. They were so exciting. We were so hopeful.

[gnar-slabdash]

#fun fact: elon brought the company in the time between that episode being filmed and the episode airing

@laser-tripwires

I was wondering about that timeline, thank you! That's wild.