Off Duty Giraffe

[parlor-trick-pariah-deactivated]

[surprisebitcch-deactivated20200]

Really enjoying the plot tbh

[n-unit-deactivated20161116]

This is literally the greatest thing I have seen all week

[itsaustinforever]

@not-pop-punk @night-of-no-regrets @outside-it-stopped-raining

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: can i get some *looks at smudged writing on hand* married iguanas drug dealer: *opens coat to reveal two iguanas holding hands* me *smiling*: i’m so glad they’re happy together

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

[bando--grand-scamyon]

somebody gets it.

[literarysext]

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

[keezler]

writing goals: Alexander Hamilton

writing reality: John Jay

[ruinedchildhood]

Are we going to forget that this happened?

[riotsnotdiets]

[yeahwehadatime]

[dangerouslycautious]

THIS. IS. SO. EFFING. TRUE.

[hijerking]

guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe

[hijerking]

isn’t life great

[weloveshortvideos]

there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

[yourweeaboobs]

PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED

[zechv]

[jeanprouvaires]

[weloveshortvideos]

[lujanne]

Is Ryan Reynolds even real

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Dude’s been trying to play Deadpool for 11 years, that kind of thing does stuff to a man

[jacksmannequin]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

Batman v Superman looks amazing

[darkpathos]

[luxgalador]

Date someone who makes you do Aziz Ansari’s excited face

[sarahsequins-deactivated2016071]

I love my dog. If ever I cry, he collects up dirty socks and brings them to me. They’re his favourite thing in the world and they make him happy, so they’ll make me happy too. He’s a good boy.