Call Me Captain.

l a u r e n. t h i r t y. Probably too old to be here but I'm a grown ass woman and I do as I please Ex-Teacher, Law Student You never really know what's going to come through from my url 🤷🏻‍♀️ check out my studyblr: aspiringorganization.tumblr.com

[ineffectivearsonist]

[los-plantalones]

reblog to share some mint with your followers. just don't let it escape containment, okay?

[los-plantalones]

This went from 300 > 700 notes in the past 2 hours wtf guys who SPREAD THE FUCKING MINT

[prof-grace-aspen]

you know how mint is

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[will-write-for-food]

This is Loki and you will never convince me otherwise.

[somekindofblur]

[burqa-jpg]

[nous-portons]

He’s having a main character moment

[fidelcostco]

everyone here has experienced the surreal drink description page of dominos’ online ordering right

[unclefather]

There is nothing to say about Dr Pepper

[skelegun]

What can you say about Dr.Pepper that hasn’t already been said?

[cwunch]

[that1cameraguy-deactivated20180]

Goth Gay meets Fem Gay

[elizabethrobertajones]

good news:

they’re girlfriends

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

lesbeons

[moki-dokie]

i spit out my water thank you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kaidansalenkos-remade]

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, but just the memes

[gooodlongtime]

[fugayyyku]

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

[fugayyyku]

This post is pissing people off so I’m gonna add to it:

*villain du jour flirts with Spiderman* woah! I know I swing both ways, but your way isn’t one of em

***

Intellectual™ white supremacist: and when I’m done the entire world will be one homogeneous society-

Spidey: buddy the only homo-genius here is me step off

***

Villain: *gestures to the eyesore that is the Spiderman suit* what kind of fashion is this

Spidey, a gay, knowing that all his villains commit crime in their fursuits: fucking respectable is what it is

***

Villain, talking about the plague that is vigilantes: your way of life disgusts me

Spidey, with narrowed eyes: is this homophobia or arachnophobia

[lacrimosathedark]

This is entirely accurate and I am all for Bi-der-man.

[gaynonbinarytheaterkid]

homophobia or arachnophobia

[arbiterofthehead]

[assiraphales]

absolutely obsessed with the way Fahrenheit is legitimately a superior temperature measurements for day to day life than celsius (more precise, accessible, and understandable) but ppl refuse to admit to it bc they’re so caught up with the “silly americans refuse to convert to metric” gag

[assiraphales]

fun little info graph I found

[mylordshesacactus]

[id: three identical number lines with 0 at one and and 100 at the other, labelled “Fahrenheit” “Celsius” and “Kelvin”. The ends are labelled, respectively:

Fahrenheit: Really cold outside - Really hot outside Celsius: Fairly cold outside - Dead Kelvin: Dead - Dead]

[luimnigh]

OP, it's only more useful for Americans because you're not regularly boiling water.

0° Celsius gets you ice. 100° Celsius gets you tea.

It's a very simple system.

[mylordshesacactus]

Genuinely fascinated by this world in which Americans don’t boil water on a regular basis and a thermometer is necessary to know whether water is frozen or boiling.

[lemonsharks]

100°F you get iced tea

[parakeet]

remember back in the day spending hours trying to get the perfect theme for ur blog having it reflect ur whole identity. nowadays its like. i havent looked at my blog on desktop in 4 years and neither has anyone else

[will-write-for-food]

And if you absolutely MUST have one:

Keep it small

Keep it contained

Don’t set shit on fire

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Grace is going home

A Black Michigan teen with ADHD who was imprisoned for not doing her homework during the lockdown has been ordered released to her mother, after months of incarceration.

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/oakland-county/2020/07/31/oakland-co-girl-jailed-not-doing-homework-ordered-release/5557997002/

Grace was on parole for briefly stealing a classmate’s phone. Mary Ellen Brennan (a judge facing reelection this year) decided missing homework constituted a serious enough parole violation that it warranted a long term custodial sentence.

https://pluralistic.net/2020/07/15/3-frauds-in-a-trenchcoat/#judge-mary-ellen-brennan

Grace was imprisoned after an in-person hearing that her defense counsel deemed too dangerous to attend in person. Brennan held the hearing anyway, then, after public outcry, held a second hearing at which she affirmed her decision to imprison Grace.

https://pluralistic.net/2020/07/21/the-thief-of-joy/#grace

Brennan’s rationale for Grace’s imprisonment was that the juvenile facility would help her get the education she was missing at home and also help resolve her friction with her mother.

Brennan maintained this despite testimony from Grace’s teachers and school board officials, and despite the factual record: Grace’s prison education consisted of filling in photocopied worksheets; her counseling amounted to a few minutes per week of videoconferencing.

Many Michigan members of Congress and other elected officials urged Brennan to reconsider, as did the local prosecutor. Hundreds of local students marched in support of Grace.

Today, the appeals court ordered Grace released into her mother’s custody “pending appeal or further order of this court.” She will be confined to home and tethered to a GPS cuff.

https://www.propublica.org/article/grace-black-teen-jailed-for-not-doing-her-online-coursework-is-released

Brennan is up for re-election in a few months. She ran unopposed in her last election.

She is a garbage person.