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[sapphosdickandballs]

5 sexiest things a woman could wear

Full suit of armor

Just an oversized teeshirt

blood of her enemies

leather jacket

Super cool sword on her back

[qblester]

Oh that Is a reversal of things that I'm used to. I am In an Airbnb At the moment doing some online college About veterinary care and such :)

I would Or my appearance has Gone down in months.

[keippai]

I am an enigma.

Oh, that sounds enjoyable. How far along in your studies are you? :)

There is always someone new who does not have any previous pictures to compare, but I certainly understand the hesitation.

[qblester]

okay Well hello Sarah my name Is Quinton. i guess its Not official Blackmail but you Are still bringing Actions against me.

seeing As the name Implies womanhood How are you? what Do you do? i can Explain in kind if you Would like to know :)

[keippai]

Quinton! I vaguely recall your icon, but I had forgotten my login information. Well in that case, I certainly do apologize fully.

The name does imply such, yes, but I am quite the opposite. Though I am quite boring, simply living as a stay-at-home father, currently. I am happy to hear more about you, if you would like. :)

However, your message has reminded me to post another selfie at some point. It has been a long while.

[qblester]

My name is Quinton Beatrice Lester.

[pathologically-mythomaniacal]

Your nickname is whatever I come up with on the spot

Unrelated are you into feet because I think Quentino Tarantin is a keeper

[qblester]

im Not. Into Feet.

[keippai]

[qblester]

thats Different who Even are you And i Dont like Being blackmailed like this.

[keippai]

I only thought it was a silly coincidence. You can enjoy what you like.

I am Sarah. :)

I believe I would have to message you privately and threaten in some capacity for it to be considered such. But I may be incorrect, in which case, I apologize as it was not my intention.

[qblester]

My name is Quinton Beatrice Lester.

[pathologically-mythomaniacal]

Your nickname is whatever I come up with on the spot

Unrelated are you into feet because I think Quentino Tarantin is a keeper

[qblester]

im Not. Into Feet.

[keippai]

[technoromanticism]

Women are so lucky being able to wear so much variety of clothing and have a lot more freedom of what to do with their hair without immediately being questioned about their gender and sexuality.

It still happens but nobody would call you a lesbian for wearing pants or skirts.

- :)

[wilfofficial]

Maybe for you

[lovvvverrry]

[syrthiedig]

Where's the love for the dilfs? 🥺👉👈

[subjectivemortality]

DILFs are just as lovable (and fuckable) don't worry

[goryh0le]

Are we using the same website

[nekotaku]

[goryh0le]

Trick or treat (for the five year old). :)

One (1) fun mask

One (1) handheld taser, batteries included

[vastderp-placeholder]

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

[the-theatre-ghost]

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

[rxseblue-archive]

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

[vastderp-placeholder]

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

[mmkayn]

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

[jewishdragon]

not to add onto an 800,000 note post that ive seen many times but i finally clicked that link and today i learned

One of Da Vinci’s students RULE 34’d THE MONA LISA. there is a tits out Mona Lisa by the student Salai, yes drawn at the same time as the bona fide, and it’s also in the Louvre

[andwrecks-deactivated20240310]

you've heard of blood loss. what about meat loss. mysterious disappearance

[andwrecks-deactivated20240310]

bone loss

[keippai]

Osteoporosis.

[andwrecks-deactivated20240310]

no but more in the injury sense

[keippai]

Oh, I know, Just thought of a funny addition etc etc. Internet jokes.

[andwrecks-deactivated20240310]

Obviously

[keippai]

👍

[andwrecks-deactivated20240310]

you've heard of blood loss. what about meat loss. mysterious disappearance

[andwrecks-deactivated20240310]

bone loss

[keippai]

Osteoporosis.

[andwrecks-deactivated20240310]

no but more in the injury sense

[keippai]

Oh, I know, Just thought of a funny addition etc etc. Internet jokes.

[andwrecks-deactivated20240310]

you've heard of blood loss. what about meat loss. mysterious disappearance

[andwrecks-deactivated20240310]

bone loss

[keippai]

Osteoporosis.

[satyriconmp3]

my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

[spaghettinatural]

edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe

[satyriconmp3]

you've picked the right target you're just a decade late this would've ruined me at sixteen

[flowercrownimpala]

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

[daenerys-targaryen-moved]

[plavoptice]

[image description: photos of the cast of Game of Thrones at the season 8 table read, in various stages of grief]

[woomylord-deactivated20240930]

posts that are made funnier by the image description

[amarithecat]