sarcasm and brontide

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[themandaloriandaily]

#the most dad moment ever!!!

[accidentalslayer-deactivated202]

[unsettlingstories]

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.

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[unsettlingstories]

Capture 10,000 moths. Collect the dust from their wings. Snort all the dust. Fly into the sun.

[unsettlingstories]

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

Lesbians, may you have interest-free financing on Subarus.

Gays, may you have perpetual brunch.

Bisexuals, may you have a lifetime free from threesome jokes.

Transgenders, may you have clothing that fits precisely how you want it to.

Questionings, may you only have to make up your mind when/if you want to.

Queers, may you never have to conform.

Intersex, may you have medical professionals who know what the fuck they’re talking about.

Asexuals, may invitations to “Netflix and Chill” always be literal.

+s, may you be free from all negativity.

Love you guys. Every day of the year.

[unsettlingstories]

It’s still June somewhere.

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Crytpid series by Austin Pardun on Instagram

Prints available on Etsy!

[letsgethaunted]

[liberalsarecool]

Both parties are not the same. #VoteBlue

[sonofcelluloid]

darling, wake up— stop screaming, it’s me. darling, what does “ratioed” mean in the context of this internet communication I’ve just received? is it a taunt

[miiilowo]

tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

[harpsealcrossstitch]

The Witch - Cross Stitch Pattern

This pattern was inspired by the work by Spanish painter Luis Ricardo Falero, titled "La bruja".

Partial support for Pattern Keeper. Backstitches aren't fully supported by the app

Floss: DMC

Design Area: 98 by 92

Colors: 4

Stitches used: full cross stitches and backstitches

[cartuno-deactivated20240818]

Just finished the show

Just finished watching Twisted Metal Love it

[larabiatasstuff]

Him with Y/N🖤😊

[fuck-yeah-twisted-metal]

“It’s Gelsemium Elegans, I cut it this morning!”

To be fair, she told them exactly what they were drinking…

[titleknown]

...You ever think about how Calypso from Twisted Metal, and very specifically the incarnation from Twisted Metal 2; would totally have been a Tumblr sexyman had the game come out more recently?

[kel-thulu]

Yuri Lowenthal should play Calypso. This would cement him as Tumblr sexyman.

[stargureisu]

Dollface and I would be besties ngl