Kellesiastes

"If you stay ready, you never have to get ready"...

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[caram3lk1ng]

💯

[vile-black-bile]

@mariahraemonroe

[mariahraemonroe]

SONS OF A BITCHES!!!!!! 🤬🤬

[kimreesesdaughter]

Find a lie.

[weavemama]

[fuckallelse]

Wait. Somebody post the screenshot of where she blocked him for this though.

[weavemama]

GOT IT 

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

Not all heroes wear capes

[crimeshetyped]

Take yo own advice!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kellenmesoftly]

Confession

If you look twice, I think you like me... so.....

[krissykakess]

I’m not flirting, this is how I look and you just looked for too long, so now you’re shook. sc: krissykakess

[kellenmesoftly]

Caption got me thinking about how many women I thought were choosing but weren't.... 🤔🤔😢 lol

[kellenmesoftly]

Found this in the archives today…

[sleepygyal]

[bellygangstaboo]

LOL “Paw Paw”

[kill-samurai]

Lmao fuck Dat man up

[kingrudegyalchina]

[kellenmesoftly]

To any and all racists in this here year of our lord 2016...

[kimreesesdaughter]

Now with Shoot Your Shot Day, I want to remind y’all. ALL Tumblr niggas are hoes. Like as a unit. They hoes. You gotta put them through a dash run. That means reblog his selfies and see if anyone claim him. 

[ry-dgaf-deactivated20211230]

Stop snitching nah

[kimreesesdaughter]

Puhleaseeeee. Everybody know y’all 

H

O

E

S

[crimeshetyped]

I don’t be on here huntin for niggas but I can testify that if I even reblog a text post from a nigga on here there’s hella females that will be in my notifications claiming him 😂😂😂😂😩

[dynastylnoire]

IN 

DIFFERENT  AREA 

CODES

[kimreesesdaughter]

L.A. Tumblr nigga? Hollywood Hoe. Memphis Tumblr nigga? Country HOE. New Orleans Tumblr nigga? Crawfish HOE. D.C. Tumblr nigga? HOE with Foams. Atlanta Tumblr nigga? Gucci Migos Hoe, don’t do it.

[cousinebony-deactivated20170116]

Craw Fish Hoe.

Take me Lord.

Just a tip: New Orleans niggas don’t like rubbers and most of them can cook. Run in the opposite direction 🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾💨💨💨

[kimreesesdaughter]

Yoooo! I heard NOLA men can cook. Everyone says that. I would nominate one year of my life to be ruined by a New Orleans man 😩😍 I survived an Atlanta nigga so I’m basically invincible💪🏾

[cousinebony-deactivated20170116]

They all can cause we EAT down here. If you can escape w/o pregnancy u good.

[kimreesesdaughter]

This good eating sounding real tempting. Lmfao @ the pregnancy comment. I’m finna find a New Orleans man to ruin my life for the one time. 

[munroesdream]

Don’t do it. They will fuck you, fix you a plate and ask you what you about to do cause they got class soon and a local chick to see

[kimreesesdaughter]

Did you say plate?? *eye emoji* 

[munroesdream]

See, you gone let the food trap you

[kimreesesdaughter]

Lmaooo…You’re telling me I can get fed AND fucked??! I see a win/win. 

[sorry4yestrdy]

We ain’t all hoes

[kimreesesdaughter]

Okaaay, y’all not listening. 

Hard of hearing hoes.

In denial hoes.

All y’all hoes. As a unit. 

[dynastylnoire]

9 Then Jesus asked him, “What is your name?”

“My name is Legion,” he replied, “for we are many.” 10 And he begged Jesus again and again not to send them out of the area.

11 A large herd of pigs was feeding on the nearby hillside. 12 The demons begged Jesus, “Send us among the pigs; allow us to go into them.” 13 He gave them permission, and the impure spirits came out and went into the pigs. The herd, about two thousand in number, rushed down the steep bank into the lake and were drowned.

[kimreesesdaughter]

[monopolyjailhouse]

Gucci Migos hoe? Wow I’m offended

[kimreesesdaughter]

YOU’RE FROM ATLANTA???

[monopolyjailhouse]

East Atlanta to be more specific. Decatur/Lithonia area

[kimreesesdaughter]

East Atlanta??

Goodbye sir. 

[monopolyjailhouse]

What’s wrong with the eastside?

[kimreesesdaughter]

Ohhh no sweetie..it’s not just the East side. It’s Atlanta niggas as an entire unit.

Collectively. 

[monopolyjailhouse]

Lmfao I’m dead at the map. I was born in NY but the east side adopted me. But I can understand your bias

[kimreesesdaughter]

Oh no, no, no. You’re a transfer hoe!! Those the worst ones!!

[senseichoptitties-deactivated20]

@kimreesesdaughter Basically he was born a Timbaland hoe? He’s a double hoe

[kimreesesdaughter]

Timberland Gucci Migos Cam’ron Hoe. The absolute worst. 

[laihcen]

Literally screaming at this whole post 😭😭

Btw: Make sure y'all stay away from NY niggas too. They also ruin lives 😩 I am living proof of that..

[kellenmesoftly]

See nothing about Texas guys... so we good outchea .. 🌳👀🌳

[thagoodthings]

[kellenmesoftly]

Superb.

[kellenmesoftly]

Fellas only use this move if you mean it... #YouBelongToHerNow #IDareYouToTryAndLeave #ShesGoingToTryToKillYou

[kellenmesoftly]

Ahem, scuse me... Kyla where you been bae? 😍

[tastefullyoffensive]

[candiikismet]

Uncle Joe a fool man

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

[candiikismet]

I hate this I hate this I hate this. I will always face someone struggling to be heard and maintain eye contact with you. I heard you. I hear you!

[beyonces]

[therealdjashb]

“ObAmA’s GoiN AwAY FuNct!on!! tH3 WHITE HOUSE fInnA go UP! BYOe🍻🍃! DM FOR THE ADD–”

[worldsokayestguy]

😂😂😂

[mellowyellowmixy]

Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[torisoulphoenix]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

(Thanks y'all I needed this laugh)

[loveniaimani]

[loveistheessenceoflife]