KelpHuman

"and in my fantasies i rise above it" 18 🩷

[iri-sponsible]

The Pitt is baby's first fandom for so many people. Wdym I should hate Langdon, because he was stealing pills and treating patients high? I was 9 years old watching Dr House pop 3 stolen Vicodin with a half bottle of Whiskey and then treating the Black Plague. Who am I to judge?

[magscornerstore]

unfortunately im not normal and have to insert myself into every piece of media i consume

[rizsportblogs]

what a year for guys with braces

[kelphuman]

The way ppl are with haaland, like him being silly and funny but you still find him super attractive (me included), is exactly how I am with danhausen. Like I love that silly guy and I’m so sickening attracted to him.

[livelovelaugh-777]

[lullybaju]

reading misha's new interview now and i don't know whether to cry or just take my chill pills

[kelphuman]

okay with being single forever as long as I can read Leon Kennedy x reader fanfics til I die 😘

[kelphuman]

Ilia is the Benson Boone of Figure Skating

Upon reflection I have concluded that ilia is the benson bookend figure skating in the sense that he’s obsessed with backflipping and he’s so extremely talented but the programs he’s putting out now I hate. I think both have so much potential but ilia needs to tap into more artistry and benson needs a writer.

[inthemere]

I’m going to need someone to look me in the eye and tell me that a skater who is still bitter about another skater being chosen over him for the Olympics FOUR years ago and made a comment about it in the kiss and cry is getting a fair play award over a skater who made the audience cheer for every single skater after her for like 2 hours and literally yelled at them when they didn’t cheer hard enough, comforted two skaters heartbroken over their results (who ranked higher than her), and physically blocked a camera to stop it from filming a skater crying over losing gold - without bursting out laughing.

I’m sorry Ilia gets an award for not throwing a hissy fit that he lost gold after the worst skate of his career?? Jun hugged Misha too, where is his award?? Yuma cheered for Shun before he cheered for his medal? Yuma and Kaori CRIED when UtaMasa skated just because they had a chance to go to the Olympics. Kaori literally changed this entire sport for the better. Like Kaori singlehanded improved the entire culture and landscape of women’s skating and where is her freaking award? Alyssa is out here calling skaters from other countries here teammates. I’m not an Amber shooter but her not getting it is kind of embarrassing. I swear misogyny is a crazy drug

[kelphuman]

The Ilia and Kamila comparison

I just wanna rant, but I’ve been seeing people talk about Ilia and Kamila like it’s the same situation and they’re just two “gold favorites” who had way too much pressure on them. While I do agree with the pressure part but to call the two of them the same is kind of disgusting to me. Kamila was a 15 year old little girl who was drugged by her coach and was in the middle of this scandal while the adults, who put her in this situation, received zero repercussions. Kamila and Ilia and not the same, Ilia was put under pressure and Kamila had her entire uprooted while those responsible continue to abuse til today.

[winterlioness]

Actually I think that is what the Olympic spirit should be about: surprisingly winning gold, doing a kung fu panda routine, having fun, collaborating with other athletes, getting acknowledged by Jackie Chan... icon

[kelphuman]

The Last Unicorn inspired monochrome watercolor painting

[vetckkie]

girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'

[ciricearts]

swapping outfits yay!!

[taylorswift]

You belong with me. 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

[made-of-venus]

tiktok getting banned is karma for making No. 1 Party Anthem popular (that was my favorite arctic monkeys song)

[kelphuman]

Just an FYI Dallas Liu actually got his start on the who was? Show. He's amazing in it, I recommend the show to anyone who likes history. (The first time I watched it, prob in 4th grade it was my first hubba hubba moment lol)