Kelses

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[kelsesthenatural]

I am Kelses

The Ministry has asked I participate in this place. While I know little of what it entails, I agree to this challenge.

Ooc down here! Kelses is they/them, and they will get very angy if you do not respect that.

Story wise: long & short is that Kelses is a nature deity and the caretaker of Yggdrasil who got trapped a human body by a coup inside the government of.. existence (that’s the Ministry). They have a boyfriend who I may also make a blog for, his name is Thurr. Froggy (the name of my main blog) is also the name of their pet magic green tiger (and why Froggy’sbloggy is a cat).

Kelses talks in green, I talk in white.

Special tags: kelses’ wisdom=answering questiond, Kelses’ yapping=posts, Kelses’ favorites=added to particularly amusing interactions (if they happen)

Don’t be a prick, and cheers.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

sprinkles catnip on yothe lid fell off.

mmmmrrrr.

[it has no effect. the king is not amused.]

[kelsesthenatural]

I am still pondering your biology. Likely not primarily feline, though some cats do not experience the effects of catnip. I wonder if something more like eldritch catnip would work. Perhaps what humans call “opium poppy” would be an interesting experiment.

[Kelses proceeds to sprinkle a heavily psychoactive flower on you]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[the king… sneezes? it’s hard to tell. in any case, he moves and makes a kind of screech that does not sound very pleased.]

[kelsesthenatural]

That seems to have not worked as desired. My apologies. I’m still attempting to figure out your biology.

[the wind picks up and blows the rest of the opium poppy away]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

grrrrrrrrppppp

[the king squashes flat against the ground.]

[kelsesthenatural]

How.. unusual. Slimish biological features? May I take a small sample to study you?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp

[the king slides backwards, making a very stupid looking ‘getaway’.]

[kelsesthenatural]

[Kelses, ever socially idiotic, slowly walks after the king, not understanding the queue.]

Hello? I recall you speaking, and words are useful. Is that a yes?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[the king stops, looking like a yellow puddle on the ground.]

gggrrrrr.

[kelsesthenatural]

I do not understand. I will assume this is an allowance.

[Kelses scoops up some of the puddle, inspecting it.]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[the king squishes in response.]

[the goop of the puddle drips instantly back to the floor. it’s pretty heavy.]

[kelsesthenatural]

Very squirmy. I suppose I’ll leave my questions for later.

[Kelses just sits next to the king-puddle, occasionally running a finger through it.]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[he swirls and mixes, slowly reforming into something more solid, until it puffs up into a ball of squishy fur.]

kkktrrrr

[kelsesthenatural]

[Kelses takes him and puts him in their lap.]

I like you. You remind me of Froggy, but slightly smaller and yellow.

[kelsesthenatural]

@ask-the-king-in-yellow ? Are you comfortable? I have not heard you silent before, I do not know what that means from you.

However, if you do not respond, I will assume comfort because I’m enjoying this.

[Kelses stuffs their vessel’s face into the fluffball.]

(Muffledly) Fluffy.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

sprinkles catnip on yothe lid fell off.

mmmmrrrr.

[it has no effect. the king is not amused.]

[kelsesthenatural]

I am still pondering your biology. Likely not primarily feline, though some cats do not experience the effects of catnip. I wonder if something more like eldritch catnip would work. Perhaps what humans call “opium poppy” would be an interesting experiment.

[Kelses proceeds to sprinkle a heavily psychoactive flower on you]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[the king… sneezes? it’s hard to tell. in any case, he moves and makes a kind of screech that does not sound very pleased.]

[kelsesthenatural]

That seems to have not worked as desired. My apologies. I’m still attempting to figure out your biology.

[the wind picks up and blows the rest of the opium poppy away]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

grrrrrrrrppppp

[the king squashes flat against the ground.]

[kelsesthenatural]

How.. unusual. Slimish biological features? May I take a small sample to study you?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp

[the king slides backwards, making a very stupid looking ‘getaway’.]

[kelsesthenatural]

[Kelses, ever socially idiotic, slowly walks after the king, not understanding the queue.]

Hello? I recall you speaking, and words are useful. Is that a yes?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[the king stops, looking like a yellow puddle on the ground.]

gggrrrrr.

[kelsesthenatural]

I do not understand. I will assume this is an allowance.

[Kelses scoops up some of the puddle, inspecting it.]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[the king squishes in response.]

[the goop of the puddle drips instantly back to the floor. it’s pretty heavy.]

[kelsesthenatural]

Very squirmy. I suppose I’ll leave my questions for later.

[Kelses just sits next to the king-puddle, occasionally running a finger through it.]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[he swirls and mixes, slowly reforming into something more solid, until it puffs up into a ball of squishy fur.]

kkktrrrr

[kelsesthenatural]

[Kelses takes him and puts him in their lap.]

I like you. You remind me of Froggy, but slightly smaller and yellow.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

sprinkles catnip on yothe lid fell off.

mmmmrrrr.

[it has no effect. the king is not amused.]

[kelsesthenatural]

I am still pondering your biology. Likely not primarily feline, though some cats do not experience the effects of catnip. I wonder if something more like eldritch catnip would work. Perhaps what humans call “opium poppy” would be an interesting experiment.

[Kelses proceeds to sprinkle a heavily psychoactive flower on you]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[the king… sneezes? it’s hard to tell. in any case, he moves and makes a kind of screech that does not sound very pleased.]

[kelsesthenatural]

That seems to have not worked as desired. My apologies. I’m still attempting to figure out your biology.

[the wind picks up and blows the rest of the opium poppy away]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

grrrrrrrrppppp

[the king squashes flat against the ground.]

[kelsesthenatural]

How.. unusual. Slimish biological features? May I take a small sample to study you?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp

[the king slides backwards, making a very stupid looking ‘getaway’.]

[kelsesthenatural]

[Kelses, ever socially idiotic, slowly walks after the king, not understanding the queue.]

Hello? I recall you speaking, and words are useful. Is that a yes?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[the king stops, looking like a yellow puddle on the ground.]

gggrrrrr.

[kelsesthenatural]

I do not understand. I will assume this is an allowance.

[Kelses scoops up some of the puddle, inspecting it.]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[the king squishes in response.]

[the goop of the puddle drips instantly back to the floor. it’s pretty heavy.]

[kelsesthenatural]

Very squirmy. I suppose I’ll leave my questions for later.

[Kelses just sits next to the king-puddle, occasionally running a finger through it.]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

sprinkles catnip on yothe lid fell off.

mmmmrrrr.

[it has no effect. the king is not amused.]

[kelsesthenatural]

I am still pondering your biology. Likely not primarily feline, though some cats do not experience the effects of catnip. I wonder if something more like eldritch catnip would work. Perhaps what humans call “opium poppy” would be an interesting experiment.

[Kelses proceeds to sprinkle a heavily psychoactive flower on you]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[the king… sneezes? it’s hard to tell. in any case, he moves and makes a kind of screech that does not sound very pleased.]

[kelsesthenatural]

That seems to have not worked as desired. My apologies. I’m still attempting to figure out your biology.

[the wind picks up and blows the rest of the opium poppy away]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

grrrrrrrrppppp

[the king squashes flat against the ground.]

[kelsesthenatural]

How.. unusual. Slimish biological features? May I take a small sample to study you?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp

[the king slides backwards, making a very stupid looking ‘getaway’.]

[kelsesthenatural]

[Kelses, ever socially idiotic, slowly walks after the king, not understanding the queue.]

Hello? I recall you speaking, and words are useful. Is that a yes?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[the king stops, looking like a yellow puddle on the ground.]

gggrrrrr.

[kelsesthenatural]

I do not understand. I will assume this is an allowance.

[Kelses scoops up some of the puddle, inspecting it.]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

sprinkles catnip on yothe lid fell off.

mmmmrrrr.

[it has no effect. the king is not amused.]

[kelsesthenatural]

I am still pondering your biology. Likely not primarily feline, though some cats do not experience the effects of catnip. I wonder if something more like eldritch catnip would work. Perhaps what humans call “opium poppy” would be an interesting experiment.

[Kelses proceeds to sprinkle a heavily psychoactive flower on you]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[the king… sneezes? it’s hard to tell. in any case, he moves and makes a kind of screech that does not sound very pleased.]

[kelsesthenatural]

That seems to have not worked as desired. My apologies. I’m still attempting to figure out your biology.

[the wind picks up and blows the rest of the opium poppy away]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

grrrrrrrrppppp

[the king squashes flat against the ground.]

[kelsesthenatural]

How.. unusual. Slimish biological features? May I take a small sample to study you?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp

[the king slides backwards, making a very stupid looking ‘getaway’.]

[kelsesthenatural]

[Kelses, ever socially idiotic, slowly walks after the king, not understanding the queue.]

Hello? I recall you speaking, and words are useful. Is that a yes?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

sprinkles catnip on yothe lid fell off.

mmmmrrrr.

[it has no effect. the king is not amused.]

[kelsesthenatural]

I am still pondering your biology. Likely not primarily feline, though some cats do not experience the effects of catnip. I wonder if something more like eldritch catnip would work. Perhaps what humans call “opium poppy” would be an interesting experiment.

[Kelses proceeds to sprinkle a heavily psychoactive flower on you]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[the king… sneezes? it’s hard to tell. in any case, he moves and makes a kind of screech that does not sound very pleased.]

[kelsesthenatural]

That seems to have not worked as desired. My apologies. I’m still attempting to figure out your biology.

[the wind picks up and blows the rest of the opium poppy away]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

grrrrrrrrppppp

[the king squashes flat against the ground.]

[kelsesthenatural]

How.. unusual. Slimish biological features? May I take a small sample to study you?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

sprinkles catnip on yothe lid fell off.

mmmmrrrr.

[it has no effect. the king is not amused.]

[kelsesthenatural]

I am still pondering your biology. Likely not primarily feline, though some cats do not experience the effects of catnip. I wonder if something more like eldritch catnip would work. Perhaps what humans call “opium poppy” would be an interesting experiment.

[Kelses proceeds to sprinkle a heavily psychoactive flower on you]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[the king… sneezes? it’s hard to tell. in any case, he moves and makes a kind of screech that does not sound very pleased.]

[kelsesthenatural]

That seems to have not worked as desired. My apologies. I’m still attempting to figure out your biology.

[the wind picks up and blows the rest of the opium poppy away]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

sprinkles catnip on yothe lid fell off.

mmmmrrrr.

[it has no effect. the king is not amused.]

[kelsesthenatural]

I am still pondering your biology. Likely not primarily feline, though some cats do not experience the effects of catnip. I wonder if something more like eldritch catnip would work. Perhaps what humans call “opium poppy” would be an interesting experiment.

[Kelses proceeds to sprinkle a heavily psychoactive flower on you]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

You appear to enjoy being “scritch scratched”. I will partake. It is quite feline of you.

*scritch scratch*

- @kelsesthenatural

ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmrrrrrpppp

[kelsesthenatural]

You seem pleased. I am glad, I like to make people happy.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

skkkkkkrrrrrrrrrmmssss

[kelsesthenatural]

A slightly unusual purr, though not unexpected for.. whatever it is you are. I’m not sure quite what that is, though perhaps that is by design. Anyway.

This enjoyment implies you have a certain type of central nervous system, which is odd for a deity such as yourself not trapped in a human. But if you enjoy it, I plan to continue.

(Ooc soryy for the paragraph, Kelses YAPS.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

kkkkkkrrrrrrr mmmmrrrrrruuuuu

mmmmiiiaaauuuu

[the king shakes his head, not to disagree, but just to wiggle.]

[kelsesthenatural]

[Kelses puts on a very out of character sounding pet petting voice]

Who’sa good eldritch being? You are!

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

krrrkikikikkkkrrr

!!!!!

[kelsesthenatural]

That’s right! You are!

[Kelses scritches harder, enjoying themself a lot more than they expected.]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

mmmmmrrrrmimimimimimimimmmmmeeemmrrr

[the king wraggles around wildly.]

[kelsesthenatural]

Do you wish me to stop? Use your words, eldritch one, I am not telepathic with things I didn’t create.

[Kelses’ vessel’s hand stalls, letting the King speak.]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

: (

domorremroemroemoremorw

[kelsesthenatural]

I see. As you wish, King.

[Kelses continues with resumed vigor.]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

You appear to enjoy being “scritch scratched”. I will partake. It is quite feline of you.

*scritch scratch*

- @kelsesthenatural

ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmrrrrrpppp

[kelsesthenatural]

You seem pleased. I am glad, I like to make people happy.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

skkkkkkrrrrrrrrrmmssss

[kelsesthenatural]

A slightly unusual purr, though not unexpected for.. whatever it is you are. I’m not sure quite what that is, though perhaps that is by design. Anyway.

This enjoyment implies you have a certain type of central nervous system, which is odd for a deity such as yourself not trapped in a human. But if you enjoy it, I plan to continue.

(Ooc soryy for the paragraph, Kelses YAPS.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

kkkkkkrrrrrrr mmmmrrrrrruuuuu

mmmmiiiaaauuuu

[the king shakes his head, not to disagree, but just to wiggle.]

[kelsesthenatural]

[Kelses puts on a very out of character sounding pet petting voice]

Who’sa good eldritch being? You are!

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

krrrkikikikkkkrrr

!!!!!

[kelsesthenatural]

That’s right! You are!

[Kelses scritches harder, enjoying themself a lot more than they expected.]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

mmmmmrrrrmimimimimimimimmmmmeeemmrrr

[the king wraggles around wildly.]

[kelsesthenatural]

Do you wish me to stop? Use your words, eldritch one, I am not telepathic with things I didn’t create.

[Kelses’ vessel’s hand stalls, letting the King speak.]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

You appear to enjoy being “scritch scratched”. I will partake. It is quite feline of you.

*scritch scratch*

- @kelsesthenatural

ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmrrrrrpppp

[kelsesthenatural]

You seem pleased. I am glad, I like to make people happy.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

skkkkkkrrrrrrrrrmmssss

[kelsesthenatural]

A slightly unusual purr, though not unexpected for.. whatever it is you are. I’m not sure quite what that is, though perhaps that is by design. Anyway.

This enjoyment implies you have a certain type of central nervous system, which is odd for a deity such as yourself not trapped in a human. But if you enjoy it, I plan to continue.

(Ooc soryy for the paragraph, Kelses YAPS.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

kkkkkkrrrrrrr mmmmrrrrrruuuuu

mmmmiiiaaauuuu

[the king shakes his head, not to disagree, but just to wiggle.]

[kelsesthenatural]

[Kelses puts on a very out of character sounding pet petting voice]

Who’sa good eldritch being? You are!

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

krrrkikikikkkkrrr

!!!!!

[kelsesthenatural]

That’s right! You are!

[Kelses scritches harder, enjoying themself a lot more than they expected.]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

You appear to enjoy being “scritch scratched”. I will partake. It is quite feline of you.

*scritch scratch*

- @kelsesthenatural

ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmrrrrrpppp

[kelsesthenatural]

You seem pleased. I am glad, I like to make people happy.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

skkkkkkrrrrrrrrrmmssss

[kelsesthenatural]

A slightly unusual purr, though not unexpected for.. whatever it is you are. I’m not sure quite what that is, though perhaps that is by design. Anyway.

This enjoyment implies you have a certain type of central nervous system, which is odd for a deity such as yourself not trapped in a human. But if you enjoy it, I plan to continue.

(Ooc soryy for the paragraph, Kelses YAPS.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

kkkkkkrrrrrrr mmmmrrrrrruuuuu

mmmmiiiaaauuuu

[the king shakes his head, not to disagree, but just to wiggle.]

[kelsesthenatural]

[Kelses puts on a very out of character sounding pet petting voice]

Who’sa good eldritch being? You are!

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

You appear to enjoy being “scritch scratched”. I will partake. It is quite feline of you.

*scritch scratch*

- @kelsesthenatural

ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmrrrrrpppp

[kelsesthenatural]

You seem pleased. I am glad, I like to make people happy.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

skkkkkkrrrrrrrrrmmssss

[kelsesthenatural]

A slightly unusual purr, though not unexpected for.. whatever it is you are. I’m not sure quite what that is, though perhaps that is by design. Anyway.

This enjoyment implies you have a certain type of central nervous system, which is odd for a deity such as yourself not trapped in a human. But if you enjoy it, I plan to continue.

(Ooc soryy for the paragraph, Kelses YAPS.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

You appear to enjoy being “scritch scratched”. I will partake. It is quite feline of you.

*scritch scratch*

- @kelsesthenatural

ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmrrrrrpppp

[kelsesthenatural]

You seem pleased. I am glad, I like to make people happy.

[avery-the-mayo1]

Pours an entire bucket of paint on you :3

-@lowkeylokilies

"..."

"i'm so done"

[lowkeylokilies]

I saw you said you’d be annoyed, so teehee.

[avery-the-mayo1]

"How do I get this off."

[kelsesthenatural]

Have you heard of a bath? Or would you melt because you’re slime? I’m, personally, a deity in a flesh suit, so I don’t know these things, because the humanoid slimes do not fall into my domain of standard nature

Ooc: that’s lore about me, so that’s cool!

Ooc shit fuck wrong account, that was supposed to be Loki saying this fuck shit aaagh. Loki is slime in a body, Kelses is not, fuuuucking fuck aaaagh. Changed it to make it more lore compliant fuck me.

[the-rubber-band]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!

[kelsesthenatural]

That is.. acceptable.