Well Fuck You Too

[mydeddyalabama]

when the couple on house hunters chooses the house that you specifically told them not to choose

[srsfunny]

Oh This Is Clever In So Many Ways

[icantbelieveiwatchthisshow]

[wowsohigh]

[wowsohigh]

[melonmemes]

[kawacy]

Following professional art tutorials like…

[kyashee-deactivated20170407]

i crACKED UP

[scenesfromaboredmind]

This show, I swear to god

[thingstolovefor]

#Love it!

[micdotcom]

Watch: This guy built Thor’s hammer IRL, that only he can lift.

[laughterbynight]

A+ THAT IS HOW YOU FUCK WITH PEOPLE

[setheverman]

american things that are surely fictional:

donald trump

blue raspberry

wearing shoes indoors

texas?????

[songllama]

Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.

[setheverman]

your brother

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[weight-a-second]

concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.

[animatedtext]

this is the best post on this fucking website

[slab-o-meat]

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

[simpsons-latino]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

cant argue with that

[morscertis]

do u ever just see a picture and it brings so many memories and feelings up and you dont know if your sad or happy or anything but you cant stop looking at it

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

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[barbie-cock]

this is a very very good video

[dumdolly]

omfg this video made me the happiest i have been in a while