Live in Living Color — ♥

KENDRA MAITE APPLEBAUM — 27. Kenny to my fellow Applebaum babes, Kendra to literally everyone else. Pumpkin Bend native, math whiz, and massive proponent of both the gay and feminist agenda. No, you can not get the "friends and family discount" to fill your acrylics at Garden of Even. My talents include being able to touch my tongue to the tip of my nose and the ability to down a two-liter of Pepsi in less than five minutes. My family is both cuter and more colorful than yours, so feel free to daydream about getting on our level. #Shaniac. [+var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5527274"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); ] var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5527274"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5527274"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5527274"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

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roryapplebaum:

You think we can get all of the Applebitches in one place?

I’m sure we can. Is it a smart idea, both on a financial and a socially acceptable level? Nah. Will it be a great kickoff to the holiday/birthday season? Damn straight.

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roryapplebaum:

So between the giant storm, and making sure all my siblings are present and accounted for I totally forgot that as of midnight my birthday will be in one day. I have absolutely 0 plans but I do wanna fucking party, so like, considering going to Little Rock so I can party it up, but I don’t wanna do it by myself. Anyone down?

Is this even a question? Ain’t no party like an Applebitch party.

[kendrapplebaum-blog]

beeapplebaum replied to your post “Which of your siblings would you never live with?”

I AM A DELIGHT TO LIVE WITH.

I’m not arguing with that — still think I’ve gotten my fill. Doesn’t mean you’re not one of my favorites though.

[kendrapplebaum-blog]

↳ INSTAGRAM: @applebottomkendra uploaded a new photo.

I’ve nicknamed this lipstick “don’t talk to me ✌🏼”

[victoriajusticesource]

[barkingsparrow]

#same

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marisolapplebaum:

It’s officially coquito season and I’m making an entire swimming pool’s worth. Who’s gonna be hungover at work tomorrow? This girl. Who’s not going to want to hear people moan on her massage table? Also this girl.

Normally I’d lecture about being hungover at work, but we all almost died last week so I’m fully willing to condone it if you hook a sister up.

[kendrapplebaum-blog]

Which of your siblings would you never live with?

I’ve lived with each of them for anyway from to 19 to 13 years, I think I’m good with never having to live with any of them again. Sorry fam, I love all of you, but I also love my space, freedom, and fridge organization system.

@roryapplebaum @beeapplebaum @marisolapplebaum @irisapplebee

[hazupumpkin]

Blow up my inbox.

[question-meme]

Would you rather..

Fuck, kill or marry

This or that

Personal questions

Creepy anons

Random questions

Advice

Love/hate

Anonymous secrets

Anything you want!

[kendrapplebaum-blog]

beeapplebaum:

I’m just really passionate about people being happy and spiritually well-balanced! Don’t mistake it for trying to help out the business, because I’m not super invested in the spa, you feel? I mean, if you insist. It might get a little awkward when one of us has to pee. Or shower.

Kendra: focused on money. Bee: Focused on restoring positive energy.  This is a prime example of why you’re a better person than me. Well alright, maybe don’t never leave my sight again, but like... if there’s every a chance for another natural disaster, come at me fast. 

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irisapplebee:

This storm was crazy! It’s a good thing I stayed home and didn’t get stuck in some random place for a week. I’m just glad it’s finally over so I can tend to the bees before winter comes! For those that are concerned about the bees at the apiary (if you’re not concerned, you should be), the bees are a-okay! The hives are only a little wet but they will recover!

I’m jealous — next time I see any grey clouds in the sky, I’m running towards you place so I don’t spend half a week in jail. Tell the bees I love them, please and thank you.

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emilyswilde:

Has anyone else ever seen two grown-ass men wrestling each other in at least ten inches of mud? Over nothing, really? And not that typical mud wrestling type of thing that some people find attractive. I mean two burly, very angry men going at each other looking to draw blood. It’s not something I’m too eager to see again, and certainly not something I want to break up again. The fact that anyone expected me to break up a fight between two men twice my size is a bit ridiculous, but the fact that I successfully broke them apart is a full-on miracle. I can say this much. Today’s activities were certainly more entertaining than yesterdays. I’ve never been a huge fan of having to cover any store on Black Friday. How was everyone else’s day?

...there were really people who went out Black Friday shopping after we all escaped near death? I love a good bargain, but not that much.

[jacquelineshyde]

[bunchofrpmemes]

Bold all that apply:

[kendrapplebaum-blog]

bunchofrpmemes:

My muse knows how to…

bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive stick | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | give CPR | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read Morse code | pick a lock

[kendrapplebaum-blog]

MOODBOARD [1/??] → Kendra Maite Applebaum

“I can be feminine in all my rage. I can be girl and woman, and claws with teeth. Watch me burn.” - Venetta Octavia

[kendrapplebaum-blog]

beeapplebaum replied to your photo “X³

who gave you the right to be so much prettier than me

What kind of lie is this? The fuck?

[kendrapplebaum-blog]

↳ INSTAGRAM: @applebottomkendra uploaded a new photo.

Global warming, please take your storms and go suck a hot one  🚿 🚿 🚿