OMG IT'S YOU

"god dammit," I say to everything ever

[everythingfox]

[slavery]

When you wake up at 4am and have to take a piss and walk into the bathroom and look at the mirror and realize your a real person

[downwithneocolonialism]

Please don’t pay for his music.

[tony-the-intelligent-goon]

This is actually a sensationalist headline. It’s actually to keep paparazzi out of his property and give him some privacy. I don’t really give two shits about him or his music, but it’s shitty everyone is jumpin his ass over misreported bullshit.

[princessbubblegumandjustice]

Literally from the article:

“After details of his planning application were reported in April, Sheeran took aim at a tabloid newspaper, saying: ‘Your story is b——s, I have done lots of work in the past for Crisis and Shelter and would never build railings outside my home for that reason. The reason was to keep the paps that you employ from being on my doorstep.’”

Just your daily reminder that many journalists lack basic journalistic integrity and value clicks above everything else.

[enoughtohold]

the worst part of any kitchen is that one lower cabinet that’s just a terrifying precarious loud pile of baking pans

[so-doggone-funny]

tennis players yell so loud when they hit. like what’s with all the racquet?

[awwww-cute]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

aw brave boy

[punkbread]

*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*

[thebootydiaries]

supersmashthestatebros:

no glasses who dis

[awwww-cute]

[courtthisdisaster]

I know fanfiction is like this big joke and everything, but man, have I read some fics that have completely knocked the wind out of me. New York Times Best Sellers could NEVER.

[bob-artist]

I love ferret-fighting etiquette so much.  Like, when ferrets fight, they get so wild and crazy that they crash into everything and fall off everything and throw themselves in every direction and flail with their mouths open as if they have absolutely no concept of their surroundings.

But if one ferret stops in the middle of a fight to scratch an itch (which happens a LOT), the other ferret will always stop and wait for them to finish before starting the fight again.  My 10+ ferrets over the years have always obeyed this unspoken rule and I think that’s so awesome.

[bob-artist]

Kit got confused and accidentally broke the rule, and then he had Regrets.

[artificial-father]

That’s a technicality! He had not actually started scratching yet: kit did not break the rules of etiquette. He still shows remorse, what a gentleman.

[blackwoolncrown]

As per the rules of the game, he forfeit to make up for the presumed foul in the spirit of good sportsferretship.

[sehro]

Sportsferretship is a thing

[brightlotusmoon]

Fight like ferrets. Yes.

[dorfs]

[closeupofpaintings]

[closeupofpaintings]

Carl Bloch -  In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

[paper-mario-wiki]

[wormtoucher]

cant afford a weighted blanket so im just pouring concrete onto my duvet

[shittycryptids]

A shoe, but the sole is just a mildly moist human tongue.

[best-of-turnblr]

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

Im a yellow rubber chicken and god is a 19 year old viner throwing me off of buildings and beating me with unusual objects to make me scream for the enjoyment of his followers. send post.