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tinypaint

pastry bunns

instagram || twitter

#oh no #bunnies

hodlmyvodka

Translate this meme for me, please.

fakename-bill

Beep beep, you uber has arived. What the fuck, Oleg?

#what the fuck oleg

drearyhours

since theyre all yellow, simpsons porn is immune to the nsfw filter

twerkyvulture

no fear

#this is it #the last fucking post on tumblr #everyone go home

marionbulot

Back to basics !

#everyone is fond of owls

brazenautomaton

dear guys who make gatorade frost:

the purpose of having a name for the flavor of your product is to tell me what flavor your product is

apparently, nobody ever told you this, and so you think the purpose of naming flavors is to sound like Death Knight talents

I don’t know what Icy Charge tastes like but I’m pretty sure it’s going to move me into melee with my target and slow their movement speed by 75% for 3 seconds

#one of my fav posts #however: bold of op to assume gatorade has flavors

pinsandweevils

For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel, the wait is over: I put together a 19th Century Character Trope Generator!

If you’d like to reblog, put your character in the tags because I’m curious.

lordansketil

A Romantic Romantic with homosexual tendencies.

#Dashing Scholar Recently Returned from Abroad

dankmemeuniversity

krockat

sexy can you have aluminum in microwave

thededfa

Sexy rammstein bongo cat

teratomarty

Sexy Dollar Store yeaahhh baby!

unicornsandbutane

Sexy Buttercream Frosting

kenning-square

Sexy Dryer Duct Cleaning

#there's a bird in my dryer vent okay

polyglotplatypus

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

hell-and-pepsi

you’re doing god’s work here

polyglotplatypus

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

#oooh I should get into this #but otoh one of the most charming things about memes is the pixelated screenshots

arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022

op heard there were two different pronunciations of a famous dutch impressionist painter’s last name and never settled on which pronunciation to use but gogh gogh i guess

#i hate this

one time in art school I overheard a girl brag that she only ever listened to music in album order, “the way the artist intended”

and I’ve always felt torn about that because speaking as a person with a BFA’s worth of education I get it, but speaking as any kind of normal human being that’s the single most pretentious thing I’ve ever heard in my life

#idk why i suddenly remembered this

adulthood is an endless series of tasks you didn’t even know were tasks, like scrubbing the fucking garbage can because it’s filthy

forest-faerie-spirit

{Barn Owls in The Oak} by {Mike Rae}

#everyone is fond of owls

So I’ve always had the sense that my dad’s family growing up was... not abusive, but at the same time not great. Particularly his father. I don’t even know a ton about the guy, because this cloud of family silence hangs over him--and it’s definitely in a “if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all” kind of way.

But my dad told a story last night that was like... a while back he assembled a bunch of digitized home video footage his sister had and put it on DVDs, and apparently my grandfather had two stipulations about that process. The first was that the final product not include any footage of his golf swings as a younger man--which honestly, I totally get. When you spend sixty-plus years working on something, you don’t want to relive how it looked forty years ago. The second was that it not include what was described as “the clip of [him] walking out of the desert.”

Apparently, during a family road trip through the southwest when my dad was young, they stopped to stretch their legs. My dad was running the camera when my grandfather jokingly did an impromptu performance like he was stumbling out of the desert after being lost, groaning theatrically for water. My dad said it was probably the single funniest moment of his entire childhood.

Then he paused, and kind of ruefully added, “I mean, there were only two or three funny moments in my entire childhood, but that was definitely the funniest.”

And I’m honestly just like “what the fuck” because that is 100000% the kind of stupid dad joke my dad would (and does) pull all the time? My dad has always been one of the funniest people I know, like basically 90% of everything I remember him doing when I was a kid was to make me laugh? He was the fucking king of silly voices and all kinds of other wildly undignified shit, and if I found something uproariously funny--even if it was a meaningless absurdity, as is frequently the case with little kid humor--he would remember it and use it again.

So basically I’m shook because I thought for a minute that I was going to finally feel a real connection with my grandfather through my dad, but then it was like “nah, turns out he’s still apparently a hollow shell of a human being and it’s totally inexplicable how he raised a son with any emotions at all.”

#in accordance with his wishes my dad didn't include the clip on the dvd #but he saved a copy for himself #anyway my grandfather is what i fear becoming #as someone introverted and cynical enough to theoretically cut myself off completely from all other people #fun fact: the man was a fucking clinical psychiatrist #another fun fact: at least 2/3 of his kids have mental illnesses of varying severity that they didn't get treated until adulthood #SHOCKING

me: BLERRRRGH EVERYTHING SUCKS

my husband, regarding me coolly from across the room: Yes.

me: ... thank you for your support.