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chell's royjamie punishment corner

[kenteffect]

Join the this is perverse: a (horny) roy/jamie server Discord Server!

this is a place for roy/jamie enjoyers to go feral about their kinky bullshit. we don't start counting till it hurts <3 | 410 members

Looking for a community for Roy/Jamie enjoyers? Join our community of 400 strong in This Is Perverse: A (Horny) Roy/Jamie Server! We are Discord's largest server for hornyposting about Roy and Jamie and the filthy things they can get up to together. Join our bimonthly fanwork challenges like:

Good Boys Get Rewards - a mystery author challenge

Costume Party - a celebration of AUs

Sexy Christmas - a prompt exchange with 60 fics oriented around kinks requested by other authors

Writers Room - a collaborative challenge where groups of 6-7 members wrote fic round robin-style

The NEW and improved Roy/Jamie Big Bang for supersized fanworks, which will start accepting signups on February 5, 2024

and the upcoming F Words February - a challenge to create fanworks that include as many tags as possible beginning with F. This challenge goes live on February 12 so there is still time to join!

All fanwork challenges include prizes (real or virtual). You'll also find a book club, weekly episode rewatches and movie nights, game nights, pub quizzes, and a supportive community ready to provide art and writing help (23 Britpickers, 80+ Beta Readers, and 50+ football nerds ready to assist with the nitty-gritty details).

If you're looking to get your RJ fix met, look no further! We'll see you on the pitch 🥰

[walnutmistjamie]

Brett Goldstein ⎸ Last Place Hero (Song) | Uncle | Baby Cow

[rjbigbang]

Sign-ups for the Roy/Jamie Big Bang 2024 will officially open on Monday, February 5th. All authors and artists (including those who make videos, podfics, other non-written creative works) are encouraged to sign-up! Sign-ups for pre-arranged teams will also open on February 5, and Artist Claims will open in late May. Click here to see the complete timeline. 

This challenge is hosted by This Is Perverse: A (Horny) Roy/Jamie Server, so if you're not a member, we'd love if you would join us!

If you’re interested in signing up, be sure to review the official rules and guidelines. All updates, reminders, and news will be posted via Discord, Tumblr, and email. Please send any questions to [email protected].

Finally – thank you for your support! We are so excited to get started. And special thanks to Nastya @billy-crudup for the beautiful gif.

[walnutmistjamie]

Brett Goldstein in The Hooligan Factory (2014)

Bonus:

[like-a-rainbow]

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[kenteffect]

Hiii I'm too shy to this like not anonymously but i just wanted to thank you for creating the tip server .You have created such a joyful community and I really want to appreciate your effort .It makes me really happy to be able to be a part of such a nice server .

oh man. thank you so much, whoever you are! ❤️ i'm so glad you love it there. i'm really really proud of that place and love the people in it, so it makes me feel really good that it means a lot to you too. thanks so much for this message, it really made my day. ❤️❤️❤️ (i only wish you hadn't sent it anonymously because this means the world to me and i just wish i knew who to hug!)

[walnutmistjamie]

Apparently, my 6 month hiatus without drawing anything is over, so enjoy this cute moment between Roy & Jamie 🥰 💖

(click for higher quality)

[jopzer]

🃏 always an angel / never a god 🃏

happy holidays from me to you and all of us in the this is perverse discord server <3

[walnutmistjamie]

Underemployed Roy appreciation post

[butchfoden]

the only two pieces of canon (and semi-canon) evidence of roy at chelsea are jamie's poster and this video that chelsea put out ahead of 3x02 airing

the badge in the top corner of jamie's poster was only in use from 2003-2005. chelsea wore identical kits in 2003-04 and 2004-05, so the poster could be from either of those seasons! that's the latest roy could've joined chelsea - i think he either joined directly after sunderland's relegation in the 2002-03 season (so 03-04 was his first at chelsea), or the year before that (02-03 was his first at chelsea).

the twitter video poster images both are from the 2012 champions league final (against bayern munich in germany) - they just photoshopped roy's head onto juan mata's body (and fixed the 10 to be a 6 in the larger picture but not the smaller picture, we pretend we do not see it) here are the original two photos unedited (big) (small - not exact, but taken literally .2 seconds later so it counts) !!

i don't take any of what's in the blue box as canon bc like. 108 appearances and 6 goals does not a legend make, but still, cute. also in the same video, former chelsea player ruben loftus-cheek says that roy at one point told him "play for the name on the front, and they'll remember the name on the back", and i think that's just. superrrr roy canon. in my mind.

[royjamiecostumeparty]

Thank you for writing, reading, guessing, or otherwise participating! If you haven't already, find the fics - now with author names revealed! - on AO3 here.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

And if you'd like to join us for the next server writing challenge, or just connect so you know more about what our community is cooking up, please join us at this is perverse: a (horny) roy/jamie server on Discord at discord.gg/royjamie.

Join the this is perverse: a (horny) roy/jamie server Discord Server!

this is a place for roy/jamie enjoyers to go feral about their kinky bullshit. we don't start counting till it hurts <3 | 268 members

[antonio-m]

“Pietà”, 2023 by Jonathon Kent Adams. oil on canvas

www.jonathankentadams.com

[thwipped]

more baby roys

[tallfroggieart]

EXCELLENT FUCKING NEWS I’VE MADE NEW ART

All it took was at least 30 hours, some gender-bending but only in the most lesbian way possible, and blorbos from my shows. Easy-peasy!

Go check out @jopzer for more fem royjamie!! Their art is truly the blueprint.

(And also please please please fucking click for higher quality. Tumblr I hate you <3)

[royjamiecostumeparty]

From this is perverse: a (horny) roy/jamie server, it's an AU fic writing challenge! Let's treat the boys like the paper dolls they are and dress them up in pretty little outfits this month. All fics are welcome so long as Roy/Jamie is the primary ship and at least one of the two of them works in a job that is not football. Minimum word count 1,000 words.

Join us on Discord and write a story for our collection. Fics are due on 10/29, so get writing!

[jopzer]

local mean dyke subjected to your lame ass boyfriend and you are about to hear all about it

(more of richmond's women's team can be found here <3)

[llaellaps]

A very manly muppet.

Cheers to the lads in the Ted Lasso server, couldn't get this shit out of my head the second I thought about it.