It's Finger Lickin' Good!

This is an Ask Blog for KFC; feel free to ask anything! DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN

[kentucky-friedchicken-blog]

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[phineasfrornthefront]

[sealcontent]

dont try to hide it dennys

[tanjacket]

did you just

[roehn]

do yoU EVER GET SO UPSET THAT FICITIONAL CAHRACCTESRS HAVE THE SAME AGE AS YOU AND THEYVE GONE ON SUCH MAGICAL ADNVETURES AND YOU HAVENT????

[jojocujoh]

What do you mean?  You went on all of those adventures with them, didn’t you?

[hyourinmaruice]

That is the best answer ever

[forthosewhocravefashion]

"There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met, and 195 countries I have not visited, yet am stuck in this insignificant town, being pressured into making decisions about the future, when I barley even know who I am"

Author Unknown (via forthosewhocravefashion)

[praxaedis]

I got interviewed about homestuck in front of Andrew Hussie and I think that was one of the most nerve wracking moments of the convention

[kentucky-friedchicken-blog]

me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear

me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you whore

[algrenion]

if Prince William doesnt walk out the hospital holding the baby up high singing “the circle of life" i am going to be so disappointed

[was-deathsyoungerbrother-deacti]

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

[deleting-pls-follow-at-damolier]

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

[giftcardhobo]

Bam.

[wish-upon-a-lie-deactivated2013]

J

[sasstricbypass]

a wizard? bitch i might be.

[nerdiegirlie]

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat"

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

[roryink]

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

[thesouschef]

In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.

I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.

[ibelieveinahappilyeverafter]

This is genius…

[caligularious]

I know who I’m praying to come fall…

[kentucky-friedchicken-blog]

sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior

[raistlintheslyone]

Fuck the individual fandoms

im just in the stuff fandom

beds

sinks

book shelves

stairs

gardens

doors

pools

bedrooms

fucking houses

gates

fuck i love stuff

[el-dizzle]

At the Tumblr meet up in hell, Crowley will probably just sit there like;

Why did I let these people in?

[mycroft-holmes-approves]

imagine millions of hungry fangirls in hell

[dean-cas-in-the-impala]

Or millions of fangirls chasing after Crowley and sneaking into Lucifer’s cage for autoghraphs.

[can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i-blog]

and screaming “FREE ADAM” all day

[andqueens-blog]

god we’d be fucking free adam activists

[ohhmisha]

Found this on a bulliten board at school.

[not-kayleigh]

Unless you’re Adam

[dennis-frood]

[hypomanic-mess]

I’m gonna need this for college soon…

[chimepunk]

just a small town girl

living in a lonely world

she couldn’t afford the midnight train

SO SHE’S NOT AT FUCKING COMIC CON

[problezmatique-deactivated20200]

pretty much the worst thing a guy can expect to happen to him if he gets drunk and passes out at a party is getting drawn on, whereas women are apparently supposed to anticipate rape.

not to mention how blind drunk men are “lads” just “having a laugh” whereas a drunk woman is a “mess” and should “respect herself”

tell me again how sexism doesn’t exist