The only straight I am is a straight up bitch

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[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

[uncle-beanbag]

[ad-hominem-sappies-deactivated2]

Radical centrism

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

[74mkf]

cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio

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Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

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And then Satan said… “Put the alphabet in math”.

[mastercdi-deactivated20240305]

Not again, Satan

[nuggettebunbun]

And then humanity put the greek alphabet in math too.

And even Satan raised an eyebrow and left to study art.

[spelldealer]

today’s imaginary therapy session went really well

[omghotmemes]

Finally.

[warcrimesimulator]

"Whipped cream is disgusting" i knew you were mentally ill but Jesus Christ

this is my new favorite ask ever

[autisticsouda]

Me, a terrible person: wtf?? Wtf I’m a good person I dont deserve this??

[everythingfox]

Joey, the rescued baby otter loves crunching ice.

(via)

[beaunydoorin]

adora, you must let go. // i’ve got you. i’m not letting go.

[foodchewer]

live laugh lasagna

[amarveloustune]

what's a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs

[sometimesicryatnight-deactivate]

damn dude…. i am very happy that life isn’t real and people don’t exist. goodnight.

[traitor]

there’s always those 3 or 4 mutuals that always like and reblog ur stuff and i just wanna say thanks and stay cool

[wer-wuff]

wHAT IS GOING ON

[doodlesomestories]

You’re seeing through the eyes of Junkrat

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so that’s what the world looks like if you’re catholic…

[ferait]

when i'm wearing something that i bought on sale

[thebootydiaries]

person: nice shirt

me: thanks i bought it on sale

[memewhore]