Bite Me.

Howdy howdy, I’m Kenzie 29 She/They (Washington) This is my personal whatever pleases me blog. I have a NSFW blog as well Missmidori-Havoc (18+ only. Age in bio or you will be blocked)

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[thatskah]

I miss when tumblr didn’t have ads

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“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[xelasrecords]

Sylus is the type of man who gets hornier the more you try to kill him

[pmamtraveller]

Vanessa Stockard - No comment

[larajeandoodles]

Anyone else’s brain do this or just me

[elzuniawhy]

yes, Bellara, yes. tell them.

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[ohbo-ohno]

bringing this to tumblr because a realer thing has literally never been said

[homunculus-argument]

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

[steorn]

I like that english speakers can say anything with a "y" and it's understood as an affirmative. yep. yurp. yee. ya. yurr. yay

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[fal-con]

get your badge everyone

[novahazard24]

get your medals everyone

[xplugged710princessx]

[beemovieerotica]

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